Family Guy - All I Really Want for Christmas (From Family Guy) lyrics
[Family Guy - All I Really Want for Christmas From Family Guy lyrics]
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Well, that's just not practical
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Aw, that sounds terrific how about you, kids?
I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But, I really don't know how to skate
(Ha ha ha)
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Oh, and that reminds me twelve kegs of beer
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Santa's got his work cut out for him
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet
I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Wait, what? Forget it keep goin'
Jennifer Garner in my bed
Softer voices in my head
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Yellow cake uranium never mind the reason
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you! It's not enough!
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian
It's Christmas
And Christmas is about getting
Everyone in town knows that
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
(Ooh, giggity)
Platinum-plated silverware
Just one day when kids don't stare
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
And a little drummer boy
He can either tap his drum or my rear
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
I want a golden mustache comb
And some spermicidal foam
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year
I want a brand new pitching wedge
I would like more Lemon Pledge
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey
I just want some colored Easter eggs
I want a Blu ray of The Wiz
We don't know what "Christmas" is
We have something else
Called "Kishgev Fufleer"
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Well, that's just not practical
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Aw, that sounds terrific how about you, kids?
I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But, I really don't know how to skate
(Ha ha ha)
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Oh, and that reminds me twelve kegs of beer
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Santa's got his work cut out for him
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet
I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Wait, what? Forget it keep goin'
Jennifer Garner in my bed
Softer voices in my head
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
Yellow cake uranium never mind the reason
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you! It's not enough!
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian
It's Christmas
And Christmas is about getting
Everyone in town knows that
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
(Ooh, giggity)
Platinum-plated silverware
Just one day when kids don't stare
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
And a little drummer boy
He can either tap his drum or my rear
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
I want a golden mustache comb
And some spermicidal foam
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year
I want a brand new pitching wedge
I would like more Lemon Pledge
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey
I just want some colored Easter eggs
I want a Blu ray of The Wiz
We don't know what "Christmas" is
We have something else
Called "Kishgev Fufleer"
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year