Family Guy - All I Really Want for Christmas (From Family Guy) lyrics

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year

Well, that's just not practical

Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year

Aw, that sounds terrific how about you, kids?

I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But, I really don't know how to skate
(Ha ha ha)

I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Oh, and that reminds me twelve kegs of beer

All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year

Santa's got his work cut out for him
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet

I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Is all I really want for Christmas this year

Wait, what? Forget it keep goin'

Jennifer Garner in my bed
Softer voices in my head
Is all I really want for Christmas this year

Yellow cake uranium never mind the reason
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball

Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you! It's not enough!
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here

All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year

I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian
It's Christmas
And Christmas is about getting
Everyone in town knows that

Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year
(Ooh, giggity)

Platinum-plated silverware
Just one day when kids don't stare
Is all I really want for Christmas this year

If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!

Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
And a little drummer boy
He can either tap his drum or my rear

All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year

I want a golden mustache comb
And some spermicidal foam
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year

I want a brand new pitching wedge
I would like more Lemon Pledge
That's all I really want
For Christmas this year

I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey
I just want some colored Easter eggs

I want a Blu ray of The Wiz
We don't know what "Christmas" is
We have something else
Called "Kishgev Fufleer"

All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year