Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - The Freakin FCC lyrics

Peter: ♪♪ They will clean up all your talking
In a manner such as this ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle
When you want to take a piss ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call
Fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain
Situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at
The freakin' FCC! ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the
Stuffiest of special interest groups ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels
And they order in the troops ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain
Could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip
Take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at
The freakin' FCC ♪♪

♪♪ And if you find yourself with
Some young sexy thing ♪♪

♪♪ You're gonna have to do
Her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪

♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪

♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're
Prepared to do their worst ♪♪

Brian: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your
Mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪

Stewie: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place
They should have stuck it first! ♪♪

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ They may just be
Neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪

♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪