Family Guy - The FCC Song lyrics

They will clean up all your talking
In a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle
When you wanna take a piss
And they'll make you call
Fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss

Here's the plain situation
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest
Of special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and
They order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could
Tell them everybody poops

Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messing
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with
Some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do
Her with your ding-a-ling
'Cause you can't say penis

So they sent this little warning
They're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox
Hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place
They should have stuck it first

They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!