Family Guy - Tinder is Gross lyrics

There was a time when you'd be more selective
When you were horny and feeling erective
Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone
All from a sex app you use on your phone
That's the Tinder!

A lot of sad, lonely gals who want babies
Three hundred pounders infested with scabies
Leather gimps who do nothing but moan
These are the weirdos you find on your phone
"You know, a surprising number of them
Livе near the airport"

Gonorrhea, HPV-a you will catch a do-o-osе
Of blisters and itching and genital warts
'Cause Tinder makes you so gross!

And for kids, it's kind of tragic
Sex for them has lost it's magic
Banging every Tom and Dick and
Jack and Jill and Joan
And this also might surprise ya
All your married friends despise ya
'Cause we're not allowed to have
An orgy through our phone

You're perverted, barely human
You're not even clo-o-ose
A filthy degenerate seekin' a thrill
Your spirit's and genitals run
Though the mill with plenty o' holes and
Prescriptions to fill
'Cause Tinder makes you so gross!