Family Guy - Theme from Family Guy lyrics

It seems today that all you see
Is violence and movies and sex on TV

But where are those good
Old fashioned values?
On which we used to rely?

It used to be a big time star
Was Elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr

But now we got whores like Jenny Lopez
You want to curl up and die

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He's a family guy

When I was young the songs were fair
With Mister Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher

But now we got Justin Timber-homo

A heartache all gone awry

The classic films were works of arts
The images were graceful
The stories were smart

But now we get Matrix Revolution
I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
But what the hell were
You Wachowski Brothers thinking?!

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a fella sweeter than vanilla
Wholesome as a piece of

Apple pie

He's a family guy!

His smiles a simple delight

He lets me see the boobies
On the internet sites

Peter!

He bought my cute little hat

Yeah we should talk about that
(About that! And his hat)

He's mastered the comedy arts

He says
"Look out Hiroshima!" then casually farts

He's loaded with sexy appeal

And best of all my titties
Are real have a feel

No thank you

I gave it the office

The Brady Bunch has got their Mike
And pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke
But who around here could fill these loafers?

But here's a happy reply
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He'safamilyguy!