Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - You And I Are So Awfully Different lyrics
[Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - You And I Are So Awfully Different lyrics]
Both: ♪ You and I are so awfully
Diff'rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different
To ever be pals ♪
Stewie: Do you want to go first?
Brian: yeah, I'll go
♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪
Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk
♪ You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad ♪
Brian: Oh, one time PING
Stewie: ♪ I've a style flair
Just look at my hip hair ♪
Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: (as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) For me to poop on!
Stewie: What?
Brian: (normal voice) Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: ♪ There's not - a whole
Lot - that we've got, to agree on ♪
Brian: ♪ 'Cause
I love the strings of a classical score ♪
Stewie: ♪ And I like that singer
Who looks like a whore ♪
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love him
Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be
Pals ♪♪ You and I are ♪ locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ so awfully different ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ Too awfully different ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ to ever be pals ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo ♪
Brian: ♪ Your head's as massive
As a meteorite ♪
Stewie: Oh, very funny ♪ You have a weenie
Like a Christmas tree light ♪
Brian: ♪ I bet money
You'll marry a honey ♪ ♪
Who's pretty and funny
♪ ♪ And her name will be Ted ♪
Stewie: Oh a gay joke!
Brian: I just work with what you give me
Both: ♪ You might think we're in
Sync ♪ ♪ But we stink, as a duo ♪
Brian: ♪ 'Cause you get a kick
Out of carnage and guts ♪
Stewie: ♪ And you get a kick
Out of stroking your ♪
Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa
You can't say that on TV
Stewie: What? Ego?
Brian: Never mind
Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪
Diff'rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different
To ever be pals ♪
Stewie: Do you want to go first?
Brian: yeah, I'll go
♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪
Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk
♪ You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad ♪
Brian: Oh, one time PING
Stewie: ♪ I've a style flair
Just look at my hip hair ♪
Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: (as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) For me to poop on!
Stewie: What?
Brian: (normal voice) Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: ♪ There's not - a whole
Lot - that we've got, to agree on ♪
Brian: ♪ 'Cause
I love the strings of a classical score ♪
Stewie: ♪ And I like that singer
Who looks like a whore ♪
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love him
Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be
Pals ♪♪ You and I are ♪ locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ so awfully different ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ Too awfully different ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪
Both: ♪ to ever be pals ♪
Locals: ♪ Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo ♪
Brian: ♪ Your head's as massive
As a meteorite ♪
Stewie: Oh, very funny ♪ You have a weenie
Like a Christmas tree light ♪
Brian: ♪ I bet money
You'll marry a honey ♪ ♪
Who's pretty and funny
♪ ♪ And her name will be Ted ♪
Stewie: Oh a gay joke!
Brian: I just work with what you give me
Both: ♪ You might think we're in
Sync ♪ ♪ But we stink, as a duo ♪
Brian: ♪ 'Cause you get a kick
Out of carnage and guts ♪
Stewie: ♪ And you get a kick
Out of stroking your ♪
Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa
You can't say that on TV
Stewie: What? Ego?
Brian: Never mind
Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪