Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - You And I Are So Awfully Different lyrics

Both: ♪ You and I are so awfully
Diff'rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different
To ever be pals ♪

Stewie: Do you want to go first?

Brian: yeah, I'll go
♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪

Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk
♪ You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad ♪

Brian: Oh, one time PING
Stewie: ♪ I've a style flair
Just look at my hip hair ♪

Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there

Stewie: Oh thanks

Brian: (as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) For me to poop on!

Stewie: What?

Brian: (normal voice) Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown

Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy

Both: ♪ There's not - a whole
Lot - that we've got, to agree on ♪

Brian: ♪ 'Cause
I love the strings of a classical score ♪

Stewie: ♪ And I like that singer
Who looks like a whore ♪

Brian: Ricky Martin?

Stewie: Love him

Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be
Pals ♪♪ You and I are ♪ locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ so awfully different ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ Too awfully different ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪

Both: ♪ to ever be pals ♪

Locals: ♪ Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo ♪

Brian: ♪ Your head's as massive
As a meteorite ♪

Stewie: Oh, very funny ♪ You have a weenie
Like a Christmas tree light ♪

Brian: ♪ I bet money
You'll marry a honey ♪ ♪
Who's pretty and funny
♪ ♪ And her name will be Ted ♪

Stewie: Oh a gay joke!

Brian: I just work with what you give me

Both: ♪ You might think we're in
Sync ♪ ♪ But we stink, as a duo ♪
Brian: ♪ 'Cause you get a kick
Out of carnage and guts ♪

Stewie: ♪ And you get a kick
Out of stroking your ♪

Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa
You can't say that on TV

Stewie: What? Ego?

Brian: Never mind

Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪