Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane, Walter Murphy - The Last Time I Saw Paris lyrics

Brian: So if you would recall with me now
One of those warm evenings in the city
Of love paris is everybody's
Mistress every man
Has his own secret memories of Paris

The last time I saw Paris
Her heart was warm and gay

Background singers: I heard the laughter of
Her heart in every street café

Brian: Hey Garçon!

Garçon: Oui, Monsieur?

Brian: Tell me, have you seen a girl?
Garçon: A girl? What kind of girl?

Brian: Any kind my boat leaves tomorrow say
Do you think that girl sitting over there
Would be offended if I said hello?

Garçon: Hahaha monsieur, she has winked at
You she has dropped her handkerchief
And right now, she is smiling at you what
Does that usually mean to you, eh?

Brian: She’s a cop the last time I saw Paris
Her trees were dressed for spring

Background Singers: And lovers walked
Beneath the trees
And birds found songs to sing

French Girl: Brian
I enjoyed having dinner with you

Brian: Oh, I enjoyed being with you

French Girl: Oh, it was delicious! The
Champagne, the duckling, the crepes suzette
The brandy

Brian: It was nice oh, by the way
Here's my half of the check say
You're quite a doll do you have a husband?

French Girl: Mais non

Brian: Engaged?

French Girl: Mais non

Brian: Boyfriend? French Girl: Mais non!

Brian: I don’t know who this guy Meno is
But he must be a powerhouse

French Girl: Brian, I'm afraid I must go home

Brian: Ah
But it's early we've got a world of time

French Girl: Oh, but I must

Brian: C'mon
This is our night let's give your mom and
Dad a chance to go to sleep

French Girl: That's just it i live alone
And there's no one to feed the parakeet

Brian: Alone? Well
Hey let's hurry home and cram that
Little bastard full of birdseed! Taxi!

Background singers: And he's found
Songs to sing

I dodged the same old taxicabs that
I had dodged for years
The echo of their squeaky horns
Was music to my ears

Phew how much further up is your apartment?

French Girl: Only six more flights

Brian: No wonder you don't worry about living
Alone these stairs make a wonderful chaperon
French Girl: Brian
You never told me what kind of work you do

Brian: Oh
I do a little bit of freelance writing i
Used to sell vacuum cleaners, but
I had to quit
Because I couldn't give a demonstration
Without hiding under a table

French Girl: Oh, I love the
Americans they are so debonair, so handsome

Brian: If you insist

French Girl: What country are you from?

Brian: Huh?

French Girl: Well, here we are come on in
I'll turn on the lights

Brian: Do you mind leaving it off?

French Girl: As you wish, chéri

Brian: I'll close the drapes there
That's better

French Girl: Much better

Brian: By the way, I brought you a
Little gift it's a dead chipmunk y'see
When a
Dog brings a piece of road kill into the
House and drops it on the carpet
What he's really saying is "I love you"

French Girl: Oh my! You have such
A way with words come here, hun kiss me

Brian: Don't mind if I do

The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm
And gay no matter how they change her
I'll remember her that way

Background Singers: The last time I saw Paris