Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow lyrics
[Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow lyrics]
Quagmire
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo
Your new romance has you lost
In an Asian trance
So we're breaking the spell
With a K-pop dance
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
In our booty pants
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Everything in this land is complete nonsense
Even worse
Kim Jong-un lives across that fence
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Come home where you belong
Quahog is your home
Quagmire
Who wants to live in Korea?
Come home
Their name sounds like gonorrhoea
Go home
So Quagmire please, tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home
Boy
Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs
Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong
Not here!
Only in the U-S-A, Eh
Come on home today
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Confusing dance break
Random names of snacks now candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
You only belong in Quahog
Come home
You really love pussy
They eat dogs
So buddy, please, run and don't jog and
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home
Boy
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo
Who wants to live in Korea?
Their name sounds like gonorrhoea
Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!