Family Guy - Candy Quahog Marshmallow lyrics

Quagmire

Quagmire

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo

Your new romance has you lost
In an Asian trance

So we're breaking the spell
With a K-pop dance

Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
In our booty pants

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Everything in this land is complete nonsense

Even worse
Kim Jong-un lives across that fence

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Come home where you belong

Quahog is your home

Quagmire

Who wants to live in Korea?

Come home

Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Go home

So Quagmire please, tell 'em "see ya"

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home

Boy

Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs

Ricki Lake and Howie Long

Giant boobies firm and strong

Not here!

Only in the U-S-A, Eh

Come on home today

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo

Confusing dance break

Random names of snacks now candy

Quahog

Marshmallow!

Candy Quahog Marshmallow!

You only belong in Quahog

Come home

You really love pussy

They eat dogs

So buddy, please, run and don't jog and

Come on, come on, come on home

Quahog is your home

Boy

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ooo

Who wants to live in Korea?

Their name sounds like gonorrhoea

Candy

Quahog

Marshmallow!

Candy Quahog Marshmallow!