Family Guy - Fanfare & Intro lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
I'm Tom Tucker and I'm Diane Simmons
From beautiful downtown Sin City
It's Family Guy Live In Las Vegas
Well, Diane
It is one hell of a night for a show
It sure is, Tom i'm very excited
You know, whenever I'm in Las Vegas
I think of that movie Showgirls really?
And you know what else?
Sometimes, when I'm sitting alone at home
Or in the shower or wherever
I think about Showgirls aha
And sometimes, when I'm driving in my car
I think about Elizabeth Berklеy
And Gina Gershon
Having girl-on-girl sex and doing all
Kinds of nasty things like spitting on
Еach other and getting high
The point being, Diane
That Vegas is the kind of place that
Stays with you wherever you are
And that's just about the
Highest praise I can
Give for any town on the map
Uh, that's uh, that's
That's not on the Teleprompt
No, just some of my own thoughts and amusings
Well, thank you so much for sharing
And now, ladies and gentlemen
With the accompaniment of Mr
Walter Murphy and his orchestra
We present the
Stars of our show, direct from Quahog
Rhode Island the Griffins!