Family Guy - I've Got a Little List lyrics
[Family Guy - I've Got a Little List lyrics]
As someday it may happen
That a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of society offenders
Who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
Who never would be missed
There's the white kid in the baggy clothes
Who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get
The jokes in Caddyshack
The Asian guy who cuts in
Front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidentally
Showing her vagine and Bill O' Reilly's
Ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
There's the guy behind the news reporter
Waving like a fool and Senator Bill Frist
I got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly
While he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed
He never would be missed
There's the foul smelling boy
Who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member
Of the cast of Entourage
And while we're on the subject
HBO deserves a whack for ending the Sopranos
With a fucking cut to black
And guys who when you shake their hand
Just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed
I'm sure they'd not be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
There's the guy who sit's beside you
And keeps farting on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist
Iv'e got him on the list!
And the smarty on Thanksgiving
Who says "Its the trip-tow-fane!"
He never would be missed
He never would be missed
There's the blonde who tells you loudly
With a voice just like a knife
"You know someone should do a sitcom
Based around my life"
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994
And won't admit the damn
Thing isnt funny anymore
And anyone and everyone who's
Ever made me pissed
Made me pissed! Made me really really pissed!
Iv'e got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
That a victim must be found
I've got a little list
I've got a little list
Of society offenders
Who might well be underground
And who never would be missed
Who never would be missed
There's the white kid in the baggy clothes
Who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get
The jokes in Caddyshack
The Asian guy who cuts in
Front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidentally
Showing her vagine and Bill O' Reilly's
Ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
There's the guy behind the news reporter
Waving like a fool and Senator Bill Frist
I got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly
While he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed
He never would be missed
There's the foul smelling boy
Who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member
Of the cast of Entourage
And while we're on the subject
HBO deserves a whack for ending the Sopranos
With a fucking cut to black
And guys who when you shake their hand
Just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed
I'm sure they'd not be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed
There's the guy who sit's beside you
And keeps farting on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist
Iv'e got him on the list!
And the smarty on Thanksgiving
Who says "Its the trip-tow-fane!"
He never would be missed
He never would be missed
There's the blonde who tells you loudly
With a voice just like a knife
"You know someone should do a sitcom
Based around my life"
The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994
And won't admit the damn
Thing isnt funny anymore
And anyone and everyone who's
Ever made me pissed
Made me pissed! Made me really really pissed!
Iv'e got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
They'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed