Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - Pop Tart lyrics

Together: Have you ever put butter
On a Pop Tart?

It's so friggin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly

Of the best damn treat in the world

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder

And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant penis

Or a rocket ship to Venus

I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble

'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble

In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
So I put butter on a Pop Tart

It was so freakin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Everybody come along with us!

Together: : Have you ever put butter on a

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: It's so freakin' good

Quagmire: yeah!

Together: Have you ever put butter on a

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: If you haven't then
I think you should

Quagmire: Pop Tart! Peter: With butter?!