Family Guy - Republican Town lyrics
[Family Guy - Republican Town lyrics]
Brian: I dream of Republican Town
Where men to the right of
The aisle don't back down
The streets are aglow with the
Smell of apple pies
And babies come out of the
Womb in coats and ties
Nice place, huh, Rush?
Rush Limbaugh: It's a paradise, Brian
Trees grow from Republican sod
And everyone prays to a proper right-wing God
Lois: Republican Catholics?
Brian: Yes, indeed, there are!
Lois: Republican Muslims?
Brian: Now, let's not go too far
Lois: No Muslims?
Rush Limbaugh: Eh, too many tall buildings
Brian: They've outlawed all abortions
Late or early it's a sin we can't abide
Lois: What if you find a fetus
Left abandoned?
Rush Limbaugh: We just take it
And we jam it back inside
Brian:
Aw, yes, 'cause I dream of Republican Town
The place where the happiest
Smile is Cheney's frown
I'll bet you a buck you won't
Find a damn thing wrong
'Cause when you come down to it
This is where we all belong
Lois: Who else lives here?
Brian: Oh, big names, Lois
We're watching Republican stars
Rush Limbaugh: Like sweet Mickey Rourke
And his gorgeous right-wing scars brian:
Chuck Norris is one
Rush Limbaugh:
And he's got a right-wing beard
Brian: Jon Voight is another
Rush Limbaugh: He's just right-wing weird
Brian:
His, uh, his daughter's pretty hot, though
Rush Limbaugh:
At one time, Brian at one time
Lois: But how 'bout global warming?
Brian: It's a snow job
By Obama and his crew
Lois: But aren't all his findings
Backed by science?
Rush Limbaugh: Careful, Lois
Now you're sounding like a Jew!
Brian: Oy!
We dream of Republican Town
Where Clinton is viewed as
A crazy Commie clown
Rush Limbaugh:
A place where America's growing
Free and strong
Brian: 'Cause when you come down to it
This is where we
All belong!
Where men to the right of
The aisle don't back down
The streets are aglow with the
Smell of apple pies
And babies come out of the
Womb in coats and ties
Nice place, huh, Rush?
Rush Limbaugh: It's a paradise, Brian
Trees grow from Republican sod
And everyone prays to a proper right-wing God
Lois: Republican Catholics?
Brian: Yes, indeed, there are!
Lois: Republican Muslims?
Brian: Now, let's not go too far
Lois: No Muslims?
Rush Limbaugh: Eh, too many tall buildings
Brian: They've outlawed all abortions
Late or early it's a sin we can't abide
Lois: What if you find a fetus
Left abandoned?
Rush Limbaugh: We just take it
And we jam it back inside
Brian:
Aw, yes, 'cause I dream of Republican Town
The place where the happiest
Smile is Cheney's frown
I'll bet you a buck you won't
Find a damn thing wrong
'Cause when you come down to it
This is where we all belong
Lois: Who else lives here?
Brian: Oh, big names, Lois
We're watching Republican stars
Rush Limbaugh: Like sweet Mickey Rourke
And his gorgeous right-wing scars brian:
Chuck Norris is one
Rush Limbaugh:
And he's got a right-wing beard
Brian: Jon Voight is another
Rush Limbaugh: He's just right-wing weird
Brian:
His, uh, his daughter's pretty hot, though
Rush Limbaugh:
At one time, Brian at one time
Lois: But how 'bout global warming?
Brian: It's a snow job
By Obama and his crew
Lois: But aren't all his findings
Backed by science?
Rush Limbaugh: Careful, Lois
Now you're sounding like a Jew!
Brian: Oy!
We dream of Republican Town
Where Clinton is viewed as
A crazy Commie clown
Rush Limbaugh:
A place where America's growing
Free and strong
Brian: 'Cause when you come down to it
This is where we
All belong!