Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - Road to Rhode Island lyrics

Brian: Listen kid
There's- there's something I've been
Meaning to tell you
It's not easy for me to say

Stewie: Oh God, you're not coming
Out of the closet
Are you? Oh God -why does everyone
Always come out to me?

Brian: I just wanted to thank
You for everything you did
Today i know this whole trip has been a mess

Stewie: Well, it hasn't been all bad i must
Admit, there have been some
Moments that were, dare I say fun?

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪
♪ We're having the time of our lives ♪
Stewie: Take it, dog

Brian: ♪ We're quite a pair of partners
Just like Thelma and Louise 'Cept you're
Not six feet tall ♪

Stewie: ♪ Yes
And your breasts don't reach your knees ♪

Brian: Give it time

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island
♪ ♪ We're certainly going in style ♪

Brian: ♪ I'm with an intellectual who
Craps inside his pants ♪

Stewie: ♪ How dare you! At
Least I don't leave
Urine stains on all the household plants ♪

Brian: Oh, pee jokes

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We've travelled a bit and we've found
♪ ♪ Like a masochist in Newport
We're Rhode Island bound ♪

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?

Stewie: First class and no class
Brian: Whoa, careful with that joke
It's an antique

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪
♪ We're not gonna stop 'till we're there ♪

Brian: Maybe for a beer

Brian: ♪ Whatever dangers we may face
We'll never fear or cry ♪

Stewie: ♪ That's right
Until we're syndicated
Fox will never let us die please,?

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We're off on the road to Rhode Island ♪
♪ The home of that old campus swing ♪

Brian: ♪ We may pick up some college
Girls and picnic on the grass ♪

Stewie: ♪ Uhuhm, we'd tell you more
But we would have the censors on our ass ♪

Brian: Yikes!

Brian and Stewie:

♪ We certainly do get around ♪ ♪ Like
A bunch of renegade pilgrims ♪ ♪
Who are thrown out of Plymouth Colony ♪
♪ We're Rhode Island bound ♪
♪ Or like a group of college freshmen
♪ ♪ who were rejected by Harvard
And forced to go to Brown ♪
♪ We're Rhode Island bound ♪