Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane - Thank the Whites lyrics

We gave you Eminem and Justin Bieber too
Even though they dress and try
To talk like you the music of Taylor Swift
And clothing from JCrew
And Jon Heder, also half of Derek Jeter
Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
Packed into their yoga tights
And for all this awesome
Neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord
You thank the whites

Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord
You thank the whites

We gave you Breaking Bad
And all the songs by Creed
All the cast of Friends
And trash like Tara Reid
A virtual world of porn so
You can spill your seed ray-Ban glasses
Leggy blondes with tiny asses
Frisbee sports and fancy coffee too
Energy efficient lights! And so
For all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord
You thank the whites

Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord
You thank the whites