John Mulaney - A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say lyrics
[John Mulaney - A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say lyrics]
Being married is so nice i never
Knew relationships were supposed to
Make you feel better about yourself
That’s not really a joke
That’s just a little sweet thing I like to
Say ‘Cause, I’d been in relationships where
I got cheated on, like, long ones i don’t
Know if you’ve ever been in a long
Relationship where you got cheated on
But it changes your whole
Worldview ‘Cause when i was a kid
I used to watch America’s Most Wanted you
Know how kids do and I
Would always think to myself
"How could another person kill someone? How
Could a human being kill
Another human being?" And then I got cheated
On, and I was like, "Oh
Okay" "I’m not gonna
Do it, but I totally get it" And I
Don’t mean in that way of, like
"No one else can have you" I
Don’t care about that it’s just
Creepy to have an ex out there
After things have ended badly
They have a lot of information anyone
Who’s seen my dick and met
My parents needs to die i
Can’t have them roaming around
Knew relationships were supposed to
Make you feel better about yourself
That’s not really a joke
That’s just a little sweet thing I like to
Say ‘Cause, I’d been in relationships where
I got cheated on, like, long ones i don’t
Know if you’ve ever been in a long
Relationship where you got cheated on
But it changes your whole
Worldview ‘Cause when i was a kid
I used to watch America’s Most Wanted you
Know how kids do and I
Would always think to myself
"How could another person kill someone? How
Could a human being kill
Another human being?" And then I got cheated
On, and I was like, "Oh
Okay" "I’m not gonna
Do it, but I totally get it" And I
Don’t mean in that way of, like
"No one else can have you" I
Don’t care about that it’s just
Creepy to have an ex out there
After things have ended badly
They have a lot of information anyone
Who’s seen my dick and met
My parents needs to die i
Can’t have them roaming around