John Mulaney - Waving at a Ship lyrics
[John Mulaney - Waving at a Ship lyrics]
Everything was slower back in the old days
’cause they didn’t have enough to do
So they had to slow things down to fill
The time i don’t know if you
Read history, but back then people would
Wake up and go, "God, it’s the old
Times shit, I gotta wear all those layers
There’s no Zyrtec or nothing okay
We gotta… we gotta think of some weird
Slow activities to fill the day" And
They did have you ever seen old film
From the past of people just waving
At a ship? What if I called
You now to do that? Hey
What are you doing Monday at 10: 00 am?
All right, there’s a Norwegian Cruise Line
Leaving for Martinique here’s my plan
You and me get very dressed
Up, including hats
And then we wave handkerchiefs at
It until it disappears over the horizon no
I don’t know anyone on the ship
’cause they didn’t have enough to do
So they had to slow things down to fill
The time i don’t know if you
Read history, but back then people would
Wake up and go, "God, it’s the old
Times shit, I gotta wear all those layers
There’s no Zyrtec or nothing okay
We gotta… we gotta think of some weird
Slow activities to fill the day" And
They did have you ever seen old film
From the past of people just waving
At a ship? What if I called
You now to do that? Hey
What are you doing Monday at 10: 00 am?
All right, there’s a Norwegian Cruise Line
Leaving for Martinique here’s my plan
You and me get very dressed
Up, including hats
And then we wave handkerchiefs at
It until it disappears over the horizon no
I don’t know anyone on the ship