John Mulaney - Back To The Future lyrics

And there weren’t special things for kids
The way there are now like
We would just go see movies any movie
Like Back to the Future that
Was a movie everyone
Could see kids could kinda
See it great movie
Right? I rewatched it recently it’s
A very weird movie marty McFly
Is a 17-year-old high school
Student whose best friend is a
Disgraced nuclear physicist and, i shit
You not, they never explain how they
Became friends they never
Explain it not even in a
Lazy way, like, "Hey
Remember when we met in the
Science building?" They don’t
Even do that and we were all fine with
It we were just like, "What, who’s his best
Friend? A disgraced nuclear
Physicist? All right
Proceed" What a strange movie to sell
To be a family movie
Two guys had to go in and do
That they had to be like
"Okay… we got an idea… for the
Next big family-action-comedy all right
It’s about a guy named Marty
And he’s very lazy he’s always sleeping
Late" "Okay is he cool
Like Ferris Bueller?" "No but he
Does have this best friend who’s, you know
A disgraced… nuclear physicist"
"I’m confused here this best friend
This is another student?" "No, no, no
No, this guy’s either, like
40 or 80 even we don’t know how old
This guy’s supposed to be but one
Day, the boy and the scientist
They go back in time and they
Build a time machine whoa!"
"Okay i think I see where
You’re going here they
Build a time machine, and they
Go back in time, and they stop the
Kennedy assassination" "Ah! Oh, wow, that’s a
Really good idea, I mean
We didn’t even think of
That" "All right, well, what do they do with
The time machine?" "Well, now I’m embarrassed
To say ah, well, all right
All right, all right we thought… We thought
It would be funny, you know
If the boy, if he went back
In time and, you know
He tried to fuck his mom" "I don’t know we
Thought that’d be fun for people
But, no, good point no, he doesn’t
Get to, he doesn’t get to ‘Cause
This family friend named Biff, he
Comes in and he tries to rape
The mom in front of the
Son the dad’s gotta beat the rapist
Off of her and also
We’re gonna imply that a white man
Wrote ‘Johnny B goode’ So, we’re gonna
Take that away from ’em" "Well
This is the best movie idea I have ever
Heard in my life we’re gonna make
Three of them now
You say they go to the past how about we call
It Back to the Past?" "No, no
No back to the Future" "Right
But they go to the past" "yeah"