John Mulaney - Building a Gazebo in the Civil War lyrics
[John Mulaney - Building a Gazebo in the Civil War lyrics]
I just like old-fashioned things i
Was in Connecticut recently
Doing white people stuff yeah one day… well
It doesn’t matter
Why, but I was sitting in a gazebo, and there
Was a plaque on the gazebo and it said
"This gazebo was built by the
Town in 1863" That is
In the middle of the Civil War and the
Whole town built a gazebo what
Was that town meeting
Like? "All right, everyone, first
Order of business, we have all the
Telegrams from Gettysburg with the war
Dead let’s see here okay, everyone’s husband
And brother and… everyone died okay
Josiah, you had something?" "Yes
I do how’d you like to be indoors and
Out of doors all at once? Ever walk
Into the park with your betrothed
And it starts to
Rain, but you still want to hold hands? Well
May i introduce you to, and my
Condolences again to everyone
The gazebo!" Building a gazebo
During the Civil War
That’d be like doing stand-up comedy now
Yes thank you for clapping at my
Political gazebo material i’m very brave
Was in Connecticut recently
Doing white people stuff yeah one day… well
It doesn’t matter
Why, but I was sitting in a gazebo, and there
Was a plaque on the gazebo and it said
"This gazebo was built by the
Town in 1863" That is
In the middle of the Civil War and the
Whole town built a gazebo what
Was that town meeting
Like? "All right, everyone, first
Order of business, we have all the
Telegrams from Gettysburg with the war
Dead let’s see here okay, everyone’s husband
And brother and… everyone died okay
Josiah, you had something?" "Yes
I do how’d you like to be indoors and
Out of doors all at once? Ever walk
Into the park with your betrothed
And it starts to
Rain, but you still want to hold hands? Well
May i introduce you to, and my
Condolences again to everyone
The gazebo!" Building a gazebo
During the Civil War
That’d be like doing stand-up comedy now
Yes thank you for clapping at my
Political gazebo material i’m very brave