John Mulaney - Female Heist Movie lyrics

My girlfriend's a female and I had
All these friends that were female
So when I started dating her
I was like, "Oh great
They'll all get along… no" Not even a
Little at the beginning I don't
Want to make any generalizations
About women because
I don't know shit about women
But if there is one
Thing I've learned in my personal
Experience is that I
Think women can be friends with each other
But, I think it can be tricky
Sometimes when you force women to
Hang out with each other i
Think that sometimes doesn't work

Like, I don't think that you could ever put
Together a heist with women does that
Make sense? Ocean's Eleven with
Women would never
Work 'Cause two would keep breaking off
And start talking shit about the other
Nine or not even talk shit, just say
Weird passive aggressive things while
They break into
The casino just be like, "Aw
I love how you just wear anything"