John Mulaney - Hush lyrics

I have had other jobs besides comedy
I was an office temp for
A while i really miss that
I loved being a temp, because I would just
Go from office to office and be terrible
At a different job for a
Week and then you just get to
Retire like Lou Gehrig you’re like
"Thank you no one will ever
See me again" And they’re like
"Goodbye!" I worked at an office once
On 57th Street in New York
City i was there for a couple weeks i was in
A cubicle next to this other cubicle this
Woman named Mischa sat in the other
Cubicle i want to get the number right
I think Mischa had… about 900
000 photos of her daughter up in
Her cubicle almost like she
Was trying to solve a
Conspiracy about her daughter
A Beautiful Mind-style i think about Mischa
Two times a week… because of
A phone call she had next to me one day it
Was one of my first days
And I was sitting next to her and her phone
Rang, and this was her call, and I’m
Quoting her phone rang and she said
"Hello? Hush!"
And then she hung up think about
That two times a week and
I didn’t know her well enough by
Then to be like, "Hey
What kind of a person are you?" You
Know? Who could she have
Been talking to? "Hello?
Hush!" This was a place of business
My only thought was that it was the
CEO of the company being like, "Mischa
Help i’m doing a crossword puzzle i
Need a four letter word
For ‘be quiet’ right now" –
"Hush!" – "You’re promoted"