John Mulaney - Music, Music Everywhere! lyrics

There is music here music there
Music, music everywhere! Use your ear
Be aware, you're making music everywhere
When you tap a pen on a paperback book
Not too loud but you get the point!
Toss a dress shirt in a laundry sack
Subtle sound, let me find something else!

(Spoken) i have a clarinet

(Spoken) what?

(Spoken) how about my clarinet?

(Spoken)
I don't need instruments! Listen when I
Say what songs are about
I'm making music! You're ignorant!
(Funny voice) i'm makin' music!
Haha!

(Sung) cause there is music here
Music there music, music everywhere!
Use your ears, be aware
You're making music everywhere!

Even a cat can bat a tune

(Spoken) do it

Meow

(Sung)
Or take a pudding cup and put in a spoon!
Then when you pull it out
Then when you pull it out (Spoken)
I did this last night, it made a sound

What kind of sound did it make?

Like a squishy sound, like a butt!

Maybe if you tap it-

NO! You talked over it just made the noise!
(Sung)
The music is so loud you have to shout
Listen to the ruckus when you swirl Bordeaux
Or just take the bottle and let it blow!
(Spoken) okay um
I just broke a bottle over here jus-
I don't know if you walk over
Here but you should jus- there are
No big pieces it shattered oh! (Sung)
There is music here music there
Music, music everywhere!

Is Mr music okay?

No, Mr music is not okay
He's having a lot of trouble

I stayed up late i should have prepped
And planted stuff that make sounds

Leaky faucet goes drip drip drop! (Spoken)
Who fixed this? (Sung)
This new modern toilet makes quite a sound!
It's louder than a gong when
You flush it down! (Spoken)
Just- lower the boom just work with me
And just lower the boom into the
Toilet bowl! Now I have to wait
For it to be ready again
I don't want the commode to overflow
Okay now it's safe to flush again dAMN IT!
I need my tap shoes! (Sung)
Jump up on your Tempur-Pedic bed
And tap dance so loud that you wake the dead!
Mama told you not to make a peep
Well clickety-clack and wake her
Out of her sleep! (Spoken)
Ah! Oh did y- I landed weird
On my ankle and it popped
Did you hear that?!

(Spoken together) no

(Sung) it was like music everywhere!
(Spoken)
What time is it, am I supposed to do an hour?

No, no, who told you that?

I can do an hour!

Absolutely not

(Sung)
Give me the clarinet you mentioned before
I said I didn't need it give it to me please
You'll never believe what a sound it makes
When I throw it out the
Window and the window breaks!

(Spoken) no! That's my clarinet

(Spoken)
It landed on a truck full of pillows
That was passing by only then lord
You don't want me to make music do you?!
(Sung) maybe grab that cat by it's tail!

(Spoken) hey! No!

Swing it around and the cat will wail!
(Spoken) ow! Ow! Mother Mary! There's
Glass here! Who put
Glass here?! I'm so stupid i stayed
Up late trying on clothes I already owned
And I didn't prepare and I failed

Dad, I think that even though most of
The things you did weren't audible
You're just trying to teach us that music can
Come from lots of things
That aren't instruments!

Yes yes! You see? You understood what
I was trying to say! Music
Is more than just the songs
You hear or people singing
Well it's what you just - you said it better

Hey, Mr music? Mr music what
You did was really funny
Watching you run around when you were
Back over there especially we want
You to know that we don't
Judge you we don't care

You don't care?

No, right?

No, not really

We don't care who cares?

Nobody cares haha! Everybody sing! Together!
Cast and crew!

Cast only

(Sung) music here, music there
Music, music everywhere!
Use your ears, be aware
You're making music everywhere!

What a day, we learned so much
So many topics left to touch
So when you feel sad and scared
Look for music anywhere
Look for music anywhere!