John Mulaney - My Wife lyrics

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[John Mulaney - My Wife lyrics]

I said it even before we
Were married we were just
Dating, and we were once
Getting on an airplane, and Anna’s ticket
Didn’t say anything and my ticket said
"priority access" It doesn’t matter
Why but we were getting on and I said, "Uh
Can my wife board with me?"

And they were like, "Yes
Of course right this way"

And, yeah, I shouldn’t have said it that way
But still

"My wife" just has some kick-ass to it
You know? "Get away from my wife! No one talk
To my wife!" Marriage is
Gonna be very magical
"I didn’t kill my wife!" That’s like, "Ooh
Who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife"

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