John Mulaney - No Supervision lyrics
[John Mulaney - No Supervision lyrics]
It’s fun to be married i’ve never
Been supervised before i’m supervised she
Studies what I do like an
Anthropologist she’ll be like, "Sometimes
He will watch a movie on TV even though
He already owns that movie on DVD
Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets
Him" I had no supervision when
I was a kid we were free to do
What we wanted but also, with that
No one cared about kids i
Grew up before children were
Special i did very early ’80s, right
Before children became special like
I remember
When milk carton kids became a thing
When they were like, "Hey
We should start looking for some
Of these guys i don’t
Think they’re just blowing off
Steam" No one cared
About my opinion when I was a little kid no
One cared what I thought
Sometimes, people would say
"What do you think you’re doing?" But that
Just meant "Stop" They didn’t actually wanna
Know my thought process they didn’t want
Me to be like, "Well, i
Was gonna put this bottle rocket
Into this carton of eggs, so that when
I lit off the bottle rocket, the
Eggs would explode everywhere" "Oh, well
That’s very interesting and what brought you
To this experiment?" "Oh, well
Thank you for asking well… you know how
I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny
And angry all the time… and I have
No outlet for it so… eggs"
Been supervised before i’m supervised she
Studies what I do like an
Anthropologist she’ll be like, "Sometimes
He will watch a movie on TV even though
He already owns that movie on DVD
Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets
Him" I had no supervision when
I was a kid we were free to do
What we wanted but also, with that
No one cared about kids i
Grew up before children were
Special i did very early ’80s, right
Before children became special like
I remember
When milk carton kids became a thing
When they were like, "Hey
We should start looking for some
Of these guys i don’t
Think they’re just blowing off
Steam" No one cared
About my opinion when I was a little kid no
One cared what I thought
Sometimes, people would say
"What do you think you’re doing?" But that
Just meant "Stop" They didn’t actually wanna
Know my thought process they didn’t want
Me to be like, "Well, i
Was gonna put this bottle rocket
Into this carton of eggs, so that when
I lit off the bottle rocket, the
Eggs would explode everywhere" "Oh, well
That’s very interesting and what brought you
To this experiment?" "Oh, well
Thank you for asking well… you know how
I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny
And angry all the time… and I have
No outlet for it so… eggs"