John Mulaney - Now It's Time for the Robot Test lyrics
[John Mulaney - Now It's Time for the Robot Test lyrics]
Everything is too fast now
And totally unreasonable
The world is run by computers
The world is run by robots and we spend
Most of our day telling them that
We’re not a robot just to log on
And look at our own stuff all
Day long may I see my stuff, please,?
"I smell a robot prove, prove
Prove prove to
Me you’re not a robot look at these
Curvy letters much curvier than most
Letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could
Ever read these you look, mortal
If ye be you
Look and then you type what you think you
See is it an "E" or is
It a "3"? That’s up to ye the
Passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed
But now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve
Devised a question no robot could ever
Answer which of these pictures does not have
A stop sign in it?" Fucking what?
You spend most of your day telling a robot
That you’re not a robot think about
That for two minutes and tell me you
Don’t want to walk into the ocean
And totally unreasonable
The world is run by computers
The world is run by robots and we spend
Most of our day telling them that
We’re not a robot just to log on
And look at our own stuff all
Day long may I see my stuff, please,?
"I smell a robot prove, prove
Prove prove to
Me you’re not a robot look at these
Curvy letters much curvier than most
Letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could
Ever read these you look, mortal
If ye be you
Look and then you type what you think you
See is it an "E" or is
It a "3"? That’s up to ye the
Passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed
But now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve
Devised a question no robot could ever
Answer which of these pictures does not have
A stop sign in it?" Fucking what?
You spend most of your day telling a robot
That you’re not a robot think about
That for two minutes and tell me you
Don’t want to walk into the ocean