John Mulaney - Too Big Too Fast lyrics
[John Mulaney - Too Big Too Fast lyrics]
You get that poster board
Up, and you’re like
"I don’t need to trace it i
Know how big letters should be
To begin with
A big-ass ‘H’ Ha ha hahaha! Followed by
A big-ass ‘A’ and Oh, no! Oh, God! Okay, all
Right real skinny ‘P’ with a high
Hump with a high hump
And then we’ll put the second
‘P’ below the hump of that first ‘P’
Sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation
And now I have no room for the ‘Y’
So I’ll do a kind of curled-up noodle ‘Y’
Block letters and cursive look good together"
And then you go to write
"Birthday" and you totally forget
The lesson you just learned with
"Happy" You’re like, "yeah
But the past is the past big-ass ‘B’ surely
More letters will fit in the same space"
Up, and you’re like
"I don’t need to trace it i
Know how big letters should be
To begin with
A big-ass ‘H’ Ha ha hahaha! Followed by
A big-ass ‘A’ and Oh, no! Oh, God! Okay, all
Right real skinny ‘P’ with a high
Hump with a high hump
And then we’ll put the second
‘P’ below the hump of that first ‘P’
Sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation
And now I have no room for the ‘Y’
So I’ll do a kind of curled-up noodle ‘Y’
Block letters and cursive look good together"
And then you go to write
"Birthday" and you totally forget
The lesson you just learned with
"Happy" You’re like, "yeah
But the past is the past big-ass ‘B’ surely
More letters will fit in the same space"