Saturday Night Live, Beck Bennett, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, John Mulaney - Sound of Music: Rolf and Liesl lyrics
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[Saturday Night Live, Beck Bennett, Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, John Mulaney - Sound of Music: Rolf and Liesl lyrics]
I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naïve
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe
That's true!
You are seventeen going on eighteen
Actually, I'm thirty-three
Wait, what?
I know I look young and I said I'm young
But, I lied I'm thirty-three
You're thirty-three? But, you ride a bicycle
Well, that's because I'm very poor, darling
And you live with your mother
Wow, she's got a list look
You're only as old as you feel
Liesl, do you know what statutory means?
Umm no
It means I looked it up and we are
On the right side of the cusp
I don't know, Rolf it's a
Pretty big age difference and, i don't
Want to say this, but there's rumors
That you're maybe a Nazi, maybe
Focus on the age stuff
Well, I don't know if I can trust you
Don't be dramatic it's not a great look
Trust me I know what guys like
But, I am sixteen
And I am thirty-eight
I've had some birthdays since
We started talking
What? Thirty-eight? I thought you
Said you were thirty-three
Oh, let me explain
I am thirty-three
Next month I'll be thirty-nine
Baby, I'm forty-one
Rolf!
Liesl! I know you're freaked out but
This is Austria nineteen-thirty bad in
A few months this will be
The least of your worries
You keep saying stuff like that
Can I help it that I'm attracted to
You? You're so mature and sophisticated
Really? You think I seem older?
Yes what with the complaining and
Those hefty naturals, honestly
When I first came to the house
I thought you were the mom
Oh, I don't know you're
A geriatric telegram boy
And I'm rich and good with puppets
So you do the math
I know I'm not perfect
But I've talked to mother and I'm moving out
Really? You bought a house?
No, I rented, with roommates
Fritz and Hans and Kevin and Gerbils
And four other guys named Hans
That's a lot of Nazis
But, I still don't know how I
Feel about dating an older guy
Oh, Liesl age is just a number that
The government keeps track of for example:
I am forty-six
That's older than my father
Damn, how sexy is that
I do like attention and not to mention
My brain's not totally formed
Oh, Liesl i like that so much
That's he!
Stop it at once!
Papa!
Oh, hello, Gaylord
Oh, shut up!
But that's your name
Isn't it? Gaylord Von Trapp
Yeah, but you know what you're doing
Oh, just arrest the perv!
Hey, how old are you, by the way?
I'm old enough, but it's still kinda dicey
Layee odl, layee odl layee mhm
I know that I'm naïve
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe
That's true!
You are seventeen going on eighteen
Actually, I'm thirty-three
Wait, what?
I know I look young and I said I'm young
But, I lied I'm thirty-three
You're thirty-three? But, you ride a bicycle
Well, that's because I'm very poor, darling
And you live with your mother
Wow, she's got a list look
You're only as old as you feel
Liesl, do you know what statutory means?
Umm no
It means I looked it up and we are
On the right side of the cusp
I don't know, Rolf it's a
Pretty big age difference and, i don't
Want to say this, but there's rumors
That you're maybe a Nazi, maybe
Focus on the age stuff
Well, I don't know if I can trust you
Don't be dramatic it's not a great look
Trust me I know what guys like
But, I am sixteen
And I am thirty-eight
I've had some birthdays since
We started talking
What? Thirty-eight? I thought you
Said you were thirty-three
Oh, let me explain
I am thirty-three
Next month I'll be thirty-nine
Baby, I'm forty-one
Rolf!
Liesl! I know you're freaked out but
This is Austria nineteen-thirty bad in
A few months this will be
The least of your worries
You keep saying stuff like that
Can I help it that I'm attracted to
You? You're so mature and sophisticated
Really? You think I seem older?
Yes what with the complaining and
Those hefty naturals, honestly
When I first came to the house
I thought you were the mom
Oh, I don't know you're
A geriatric telegram boy
And I'm rich and good with puppets
So you do the math
I know I'm not perfect
But I've talked to mother and I'm moving out
Really? You bought a house?
No, I rented, with roommates
Fritz and Hans and Kevin and Gerbils
And four other guys named Hans
That's a lot of Nazis
But, I still don't know how I
Feel about dating an older guy
Oh, Liesl age is just a number that
The government keeps track of for example:
I am forty-six
That's older than my father
Damn, how sexy is that
I do like attention and not to mention
My brain's not totally formed
Oh, Liesl i like that so much
That's he!
Stop it at once!
Papa!
Oh, hello, Gaylord
Oh, shut up!
But that's your name
Isn't it? Gaylord Von Trapp
Yeah, but you know what you're doing
Oh, just arrest the perv!
Hey, how old are you, by the way?
I'm old enough, but it's still kinda dicey
Layee odl, layee odl layee mhm