Larry the Cable Guy - Christmas Commentary lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Christmas Commentary lyrics]
What the hell is this
Russia? Nobody says 'Merry Christmas' no
More it's 'Happy Holidays' or
'Xmases' not to offend nobody
These political correct Christmas
Queers can take their Happy Holidays
And stick 'em up
Their humbug ass happy Holidays!
Hope every political-correct-1990s
Moron chokes on some figgy pudding
This year whatever the
Hell that is i guaran damn-tee ya me and
My buddies is gonna keep alive
The traditions and 'Merry
Christmas' the hell out of
Everybody that's right
I was part of the live Nativity scene at the
Church this year got bitched at here I'm
Trying to do a good job at the Nativity
Scene the preacher comes out and says
'I don't think the wise men ought to be
Out here drinking beer' It's
Ridiculous 'It's cold
Out here, preacher this beer is keeping me
Warm supposed to be a wise man
Not a jackass'
Folks say, 'But Larry
What about the folks that don't
Believe in the Lord Jesus?'
Well then, I say, 'Stay out
Of the Walmart and Targets and
Quit blocking traffic so
Us Christian believers can get
Good deals!' God dang
What a bunch of hypocrites they
Don't want Christmas but yet
They want to take advantage of the good
Christmas prices let me tell you
Political correct scumbags something
Half-off and 20% off is for believers of
Jesus! All you Allah and Buddha bastards
Either pay full price or get
The hell out of the store!
It's 'Merry Christmas'! I swear
Sometimes in this country you
Think IQ of folks
Is like that of a short bus retards
Look, let me tell you something if
It weren't for Jesus, alright
There'd be no holidays and it
Says in the Bible
There in one of the Johns there about
Christmas says there in the red
Words, it says, uh, about the Lord there and
The pilgrims and about them Indians eating
Turkeys and you know the verse
I don't gotta quote the verse but let
Me tell you political
Correctors something you
Can kiss my Yuletide ass! I say let's
'Hark the Herald'! Whatever that means
It's cut and dried if
You don't like Christmas
Fine but don't ruin it
For everybody else like Charles Manson said
To his security guard, quote
'Happy Holidays!' Unquote
Git-R-Done!
Russia? Nobody says 'Merry Christmas' no
More it's 'Happy Holidays' or
'Xmases' not to offend nobody
These political correct Christmas
Queers can take their Happy Holidays
And stick 'em up
Their humbug ass happy Holidays!
Hope every political-correct-1990s
Moron chokes on some figgy pudding
This year whatever the
Hell that is i guaran damn-tee ya me and
My buddies is gonna keep alive
The traditions and 'Merry
Christmas' the hell out of
Everybody that's right
I was part of the live Nativity scene at the
Church this year got bitched at here I'm
Trying to do a good job at the Nativity
Scene the preacher comes out and says
'I don't think the wise men ought to be
Out here drinking beer' It's
Ridiculous 'It's cold
Out here, preacher this beer is keeping me
Warm supposed to be a wise man
Not a jackass'
Folks say, 'But Larry
What about the folks that don't
Believe in the Lord Jesus?'
Well then, I say, 'Stay out
Of the Walmart and Targets and
Quit blocking traffic so
Us Christian believers can get
Good deals!' God dang
What a bunch of hypocrites they
Don't want Christmas but yet
They want to take advantage of the good
Christmas prices let me tell you
Political correct scumbags something
Half-off and 20% off is for believers of
Jesus! All you Allah and Buddha bastards
Either pay full price or get
The hell out of the store!
It's 'Merry Christmas'! I swear
Sometimes in this country you
Think IQ of folks
Is like that of a short bus retards
Look, let me tell you something if
It weren't for Jesus, alright
There'd be no holidays and it
Says in the Bible
There in one of the Johns there about
Christmas says there in the red
Words, it says, uh, about the Lord there and
The pilgrims and about them Indians eating
Turkeys and you know the verse
I don't gotta quote the verse but let
Me tell you political
Correctors something you
Can kiss my Yuletide ass! I say let's
'Hark the Herald'! Whatever that means
It's cut and dried if
You don't like Christmas
Fine but don't ruin it
For everybody else like Charles Manson said
To his security guard, quote
'Happy Holidays!' Unquote
Git-R-Done!