Larry the Cable Guy - WWJD lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - WWJD lyrics]
It's good to see all kinds of- what
The hell? It's good to see
All ha! Those are my shadows behind
Me! Oh, scared me! Oh
Thought a couple of black guys were
Sneaking up behind me there i
Did you see that? That scared
The hell out of me! (laughs) That ai- If you
Don't think that's funny, you get the
Hell out of here, 'cause that's
A that's funny right there
Now! That's a funny joke right there!
It's good to see some old-timers out there
Tonight too god bless the old-timers
Good to see you here that means
You're not in your cars
(laughs) Don't that piss you
Off being in traffic, trying to get
Somewhere behind an old-timer? And they
All got them signs
On their bumper stickers: What Would Jesus
Do? I bet he'd do the speed limit
(laughs) At least 40! Speed it up
A little bit! Tell you what
That makes me madder
Than a prostitute trying to put a rubber
On an epileptic i tell you what
That that makes me mad right there!
I'll tell you what else makes me
Madder than a one legged stripper
Doing a table hop people that drive
And talk on cellphones you
Know what I mean? Don't that irritate
You? Good Lord! I tell
You what, I was leaving the
Video store the other day
Alright? I was getting some Michael Moore
DVDs to put under my
Couch to make it sit level
Alright? And uh right?
And then some dude gets on the interstate
Talking on the cellphone that's who the
Cops ought to go after!
No regard for nobody else
Changing two to three lanes at a time at a
Construction site he took out more cones
Than Oprah at the Dairy Queen
Alright? I bet I spilled three
Beers following that jackass
I had a buddy of mine one time, wanted a
Black lab, but it was too expensive so then
He was gonna get a golden lab and it was too
Expensive so he ended up getting a meth lab
(laughs) Now he can afford any dog he wants
By God!
The hell? It's good to see
All ha! Those are my shadows behind
Me! Oh, scared me! Oh
Thought a couple of black guys were
Sneaking up behind me there i
Did you see that? That scared
The hell out of me! (laughs) That ai- If you
Don't think that's funny, you get the
Hell out of here, 'cause that's
A that's funny right there
Now! That's a funny joke right there!
It's good to see some old-timers out there
Tonight too god bless the old-timers
Good to see you here that means
You're not in your cars
(laughs) Don't that piss you
Off being in traffic, trying to get
Somewhere behind an old-timer? And they
All got them signs
On their bumper stickers: What Would Jesus
Do? I bet he'd do the speed limit
(laughs) At least 40! Speed it up
A little bit! Tell you what
That makes me madder
Than a prostitute trying to put a rubber
On an epileptic i tell you what
That that makes me mad right there!
I'll tell you what else makes me
Madder than a one legged stripper
Doing a table hop people that drive
And talk on cellphones you
Know what I mean? Don't that irritate
You? Good Lord! I tell
You what, I was leaving the
Video store the other day
Alright? I was getting some Michael Moore
DVDs to put under my
Couch to make it sit level
Alright? And uh right?
And then some dude gets on the interstate
Talking on the cellphone that's who the
Cops ought to go after!
No regard for nobody else
Changing two to three lanes at a time at a
Construction site he took out more cones
Than Oprah at the Dairy Queen
Alright? I bet I spilled three
Beers following that jackass
I had a buddy of mine one time, wanted a
Black lab, but it was too expensive so then
He was gonna get a golden lab and it was too
Expensive so he ended up getting a meth lab
(laughs) Now he can afford any dog he wants
By God!