Larry the Cable Guy - Throwed Outta Penney’s lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Throwed Outta Penney’s lyrics]
I got throwed out of JC Penney last
Week for fondling up the mannequin
(laughs) yeah
Like that's my fault have you seen
The good-looking plastic women they got
Nowadays? And I was so horny I could've
Ate the crotch out of a Raggedy Ann
Doll over at the dadgum toy store
And they tempted me with
These dadgum plastic good-looking
Mannequins! And they dress 'em all s-
I walk in there they
Got this redhead mannequin
Little miniskirt on almost seen the giblets
That's how short the skirt was she
Had her arm up, kind of waving
Me over likе this shoot
You ask me, the little whorе
Was asking for it, you ask me
(laughs) You don't dress like that at the
JC Penney cost me $69 to
Get that leg put back on that
Mannequin there that's the thing
About the mannequins you gonna get the
Leg so far toward the ear
They just snap off like a twig on a dry tree
Week for fondling up the mannequin
(laughs) yeah
Like that's my fault have you seen
The good-looking plastic women they got
Nowadays? And I was so horny I could've
Ate the crotch out of a Raggedy Ann
Doll over at the dadgum toy store
And they tempted me with
These dadgum plastic good-looking
Mannequins! And they dress 'em all s-
I walk in there they
Got this redhead mannequin
Little miniskirt on almost seen the giblets
That's how short the skirt was she
Had her arm up, kind of waving
Me over likе this shoot
You ask me, the little whorе
Was asking for it, you ask me
(laughs) You don't dress like that at the
JC Penney cost me $69 to
Get that leg put back on that
Mannequin there that's the thing
About the mannequins you gonna get the
Leg so far toward the ear
They just snap off like a twig on a dry tree