Larry the Cable Guy - The Worst Dentist I’ve Been To lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - The Worst Dentist I’ve Been To lyrics]
Went in for a checkup the other day
Doctor stuck his finger up my hind
End there don't even warn me, just
Does it you know? I'm like
'You gonna watch the
Ballgame on Saturday- Oh! Aah! What
In the world? Ugh
Thought Casper the queer ghost come
Up behind me back there or something! I
Knew he was a friendly ghost
That's a little too friendly right there!'
Then he said he found something i'm like
'Found something? I didn't even know you
Was looking for nothing up there! Now
I'm all bent out of shapе
What's in my hind end? I hope it's
The rеmote control, I ain't seen it all
Week! No wonder every time I fart
The volume goes
Up on that TV set over there! I was
Wondering! Found something in my
Hind end' Oh
That was the worst dentist I've
Been to in five years
Then the government lies to us 'Well
We were gonna kill Saddam Hussein
But we can't find him' Can't
Find him? Larry King interviewed him
Three months ago dang
Give Larry a knife and stab that idiot
He's sitting right there! I
Mean, do something, damn! yeah
What the hell is this, Russia? I mean
Take that towel off his head and snap his
Hind end with it a couple of times
You know? Do something!
And don't get mad at me! Saddam
Hussein's a killer god forbid I
Called him names i ain't talking about
The good people over there
I've got nothing against them
It's Saddam Hussein! You know
God bless the people over there i hope
They all get new wicker baskets full
Of snakes for Christmas, alright? I got i
Got no beef towards them over there
You know? They they can fly their
Carpet wherever they want to i
Ain't you know? I got no troubles
With them folks over there
Doctor stuck his finger up my hind
End there don't even warn me, just
Does it you know? I'm like
'You gonna watch the
Ballgame on Saturday- Oh! Aah! What
In the world? Ugh
Thought Casper the queer ghost come
Up behind me back there or something! I
Knew he was a friendly ghost
That's a little too friendly right there!'
Then he said he found something i'm like
'Found something? I didn't even know you
Was looking for nothing up there! Now
I'm all bent out of shapе
What's in my hind end? I hope it's
The rеmote control, I ain't seen it all
Week! No wonder every time I fart
The volume goes
Up on that TV set over there! I was
Wondering! Found something in my
Hind end' Oh
That was the worst dentist I've
Been to in five years
Then the government lies to us 'Well
We were gonna kill Saddam Hussein
But we can't find him' Can't
Find him? Larry King interviewed him
Three months ago dang
Give Larry a knife and stab that idiot
He's sitting right there! I
Mean, do something, damn! yeah
What the hell is this, Russia? I mean
Take that towel off his head and snap his
Hind end with it a couple of times
You know? Do something!
And don't get mad at me! Saddam
Hussein's a killer god forbid I
Called him names i ain't talking about
The good people over there
I've got nothing against them
It's Saddam Hussein! You know
God bless the people over there i hope
They all get new wicker baskets full
Of snakes for Christmas, alright? I got i
Got no beef towards them over there
You know? They they can fly their
Carpet wherever they want to i
Ain't you know? I got no troubles
With them folks over there