Larry the Cable Guy - The Right to Bare Arms! lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - The Right to Bare Arms! lyrics]
Can't believe they fined Little E
For cussing in NASCAR
That's how political correct this
Country has gotten
Now you can't cuss in NASCAR what next? You
Can't pee in the pool
During synchronized swimming?
But they wouldn't let me into
This restaurant they guy goes
'You gotta be dressed
Properly to come in here' I go
'I'm an American citizen' They're like
'It don't matter you gotta wear the right
Clothes' So I took out my Constitution
I always carry with me
Of the United States i do
I got one in my back pocket and I said
'Right there in the Constitution
Says I got the right to
Bare arms right there in
The Constitution right there
Alright? Git-R-Done! That's right that
Was a big 'kiss-my-ass' for the Ponderosa
Steakhouse right there
They got all them goofy TV
Shows out there them reality
Shows you ever see that what is that, uh
Apprentice? Isn't that the dumbest show
You ever seen in
Your whole life? It's basically
A game show, alright
And first prize is a job who
The hell wants to win a
Job on a game show? Good Lord
What's second place? Jury duty?
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
There's another one right there what
The hell is this
Country coming to? They better not try to
Dress me up
That's all I gotta say! There'll be a new
Show out next week called Black
Eye on the Queer Guy
By God! That'd be the next show out!
(laughs) I ain't putting up with that
I'll tell you that right now!
For cussing in NASCAR
That's how political correct this
Country has gotten
Now you can't cuss in NASCAR what next? You
Can't pee in the pool
During synchronized swimming?
But they wouldn't let me into
This restaurant they guy goes
'You gotta be dressed
Properly to come in here' I go
'I'm an American citizen' They're like
'It don't matter you gotta wear the right
Clothes' So I took out my Constitution
I always carry with me
Of the United States i do
I got one in my back pocket and I said
'Right there in the Constitution
Says I got the right to
Bare arms right there in
The Constitution right there
Alright? Git-R-Done! That's right that
Was a big 'kiss-my-ass' for the Ponderosa
Steakhouse right there
They got all them goofy TV
Shows out there them reality
Shows you ever see that what is that, uh
Apprentice? Isn't that the dumbest show
You ever seen in
Your whole life? It's basically
A game show, alright
And first prize is a job who
The hell wants to win a
Job on a game show? Good Lord
What's second place? Jury duty?
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
There's another one right there what
The hell is this
Country coming to? They better not try to
Dress me up
That's all I gotta say! There'll be a new
Show out next week called Black
Eye on the Queer Guy
By God! That'd be the next show out!
(laughs) I ain't putting up with that
I'll tell you that right now!