Larry the Cable Guy - Toddler Mail lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Toddler Mail lyrics]
But I get a lot of letters from toddlers and
Uh you want me
To answer some toddler mail? Well, if
You don't wanna hear toddler mail
We're gonna answer it
Dear Larry
I love you do you like yogurt? My mom
Said you're a redneck what's that mean?
Dear yogurt-eating toddler
I love you and all toddlers i love yogurt
My favorite's vanilla with a
Shitload of sprinkles
Tell your mom to quit calling me a
Redneck or I'm gonna kick her ass
Dear Cable Man
My name is Willie my mama got
A hooty hoo tattoo on
Her tit's she's really fat have
You еver eaten bugs?
Dеar Bug-Eating Willie the Toddler
Your fat mom done good in getting them
Hooty hoo tattoos how big is
The hooty and how big is the
Hoo? I never ate no bug
But Doris Klepper said she'd show
Me her panties if
I'd eat a worm pS worms is good eating
Dear Mr larry Man
I think you're funny i love you do you
Have pimples? Do you like cats? Who's
Your favorite race car driver? Why do you
Like girls? Does your toilet ever overflow?
Dear question-asking toddler
No no dick Trickle big tit's
And many times that's right
Dear Larry
My name is Hadji Abu i'm six years
Old my dad don't like you he
Says you don't like us 'cause we
From India but I love you
Dear Toddler Abu
Your towelhead dad don't know facts
I love all folk there's just some folk that
Should learn English
You know English why can't
Your whiny ball bag
Dot head dad learn it? I love you
Hadji and pray for you and wish you
The best i have enclosed for
You an American sucker Blow Pop that
I got at the Carrot-in-the-Butt parade
Dear Larry
My mom's farts stink what should I do?
Dear tortured toddler
Farting mom that girl laughed good
Farting moms is common
Among all toddlers but if it gets real bad
Sneak in her room and put
Window caulk in her butt
Uh you want me
To answer some toddler mail? Well, if
You don't wanna hear toddler mail
We're gonna answer it
Dear Larry
I love you do you like yogurt? My mom
Said you're a redneck what's that mean?
Dear yogurt-eating toddler
I love you and all toddlers i love yogurt
My favorite's vanilla with a
Shitload of sprinkles
Tell your mom to quit calling me a
Redneck or I'm gonna kick her ass
Dear Cable Man
My name is Willie my mama got
A hooty hoo tattoo on
Her tit's she's really fat have
You еver eaten bugs?
Dеar Bug-Eating Willie the Toddler
Your fat mom done good in getting them
Hooty hoo tattoos how big is
The hooty and how big is the
Hoo? I never ate no bug
But Doris Klepper said she'd show
Me her panties if
I'd eat a worm pS worms is good eating
Dear Mr larry Man
I think you're funny i love you do you
Have pimples? Do you like cats? Who's
Your favorite race car driver? Why do you
Like girls? Does your toilet ever overflow?
Dear question-asking toddler
No no dick Trickle big tit's
And many times that's right
Dear Larry
My name is Hadji Abu i'm six years
Old my dad don't like you he
Says you don't like us 'cause we
From India but I love you
Dear Toddler Abu
Your towelhead dad don't know facts
I love all folk there's just some folk that
Should learn English
You know English why can't
Your whiny ball bag
Dot head dad learn it? I love you
Hadji and pray for you and wish you
The best i have enclosed for
You an American sucker Blow Pop that
I got at the Carrot-in-the-Butt parade
Dear Larry
My mom's farts stink what should I do?
Dear tortured toddler
Farting mom that girl laughed good
Farting moms is common
Among all toddlers but if it gets real bad
Sneak in her room and put
Window caulk in her butt