Larry the Cable Guy - Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait lyrics]
Oh Lord i don't drink and I'm
Gonna tell you this story
We was leaving the church the other day and
Uh i had this Dodge on the 12-inch i always
Like to lift the trucks and I get to
Make a lot of friends that way i got a
Buddy now brad we're friends 'cause of my
Truck, 'cause he come up to me
One day at 7-11 he's like
'That's a Dodge right there! I
Used to have a
Dodge cost me a lot of money though i had to
Get the front end lifted, get
The back worked on, but that's a
Good ride right there' And we talked
Forever and that's how we're friends
And you only meet 'em if you got a truck you
Never go up to the convenience store
With your girlfriend in the
Car and some redneck come up
'What you got in there?
Big titty blonde in there? yeah
I used to have one
Of them cost me a lot of money though
I tell you
I had to get the front end lifted
Get the back worked
On her, but boy, that's a
Good ride right there
That's a good ride!' (laughs)
But I was leaving the church up there
And I had five retarded kids
With me they was in the back
Seat 'cause I was taking
Them home from Sunday School as part
Of my community service up there
They wanted to go to Bass Pro
Shops and eat some stinkbait
So I was taking them in there and
I knew it was going- the
Minute we get in there, they'd have an
Announcement 'Fifty cents off
Wiggleworms!' You know
They hear it they're like
'wiggleworms! wiggleworms! wiggleworms!
WIGGLEWORMS! WIGGLEWORMS!' You know? It's
Pissing me off
I hear a good sermon about the
Lord, now I got retards yelling
'wiggleworm'
In a damn store, running around
Shoving bobbers up their noses like
A dadgum NAS tard race
In there it pissed me off it pissed me off
Gonna tell you this story
We was leaving the church the other day and
Uh i had this Dodge on the 12-inch i always
Like to lift the trucks and I get to
Make a lot of friends that way i got a
Buddy now brad we're friends 'cause of my
Truck, 'cause he come up to me
One day at 7-11 he's like
'That's a Dodge right there! I
Used to have a
Dodge cost me a lot of money though i had to
Get the front end lifted, get
The back worked on, but that's a
Good ride right there' And we talked
Forever and that's how we're friends
And you only meet 'em if you got a truck you
Never go up to the convenience store
With your girlfriend in the
Car and some redneck come up
'What you got in there?
Big titty blonde in there? yeah
I used to have one
Of them cost me a lot of money though
I tell you
I had to get the front end lifted
Get the back worked
On her, but boy, that's a
Good ride right there
That's a good ride!' (laughs)
But I was leaving the church up there
And I had five retarded kids
With me they was in the back
Seat 'cause I was taking
Them home from Sunday School as part
Of my community service up there
They wanted to go to Bass Pro
Shops and eat some stinkbait
So I was taking them in there and
I knew it was going- the
Minute we get in there, they'd have an
Announcement 'Fifty cents off
Wiggleworms!' You know
They hear it they're like
'wiggleworms! wiggleworms! wiggleworms!
WIGGLEWORMS! WIGGLEWORMS!' You know? It's
Pissing me off
I hear a good sermon about the
Lord, now I got retards yelling
'wiggleworm'
In a damn store, running around
Shoving bobbers up their noses like
A dadgum NAS tard race
In there it pissed me off it pissed me off