Larry the Cable Guy - Going in Circles for Two Hours lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Going in Circles for Two Hours lyrics]
I like NASCAR they ought to make their wives
Ride with 'em in NASCAR that'd be something
(laughs) I can hear 'em in there now
Bitching (laughs)
'You don't know where the
Hell you're going, do ya? We have been
Going in circles for two hours
Out here! Now pull over, i gotta pee'
They want to take Winston out of
NASCAR who's gonna sponsor NASCAR if
They get rid of the Winston?
What are they gonna get
The Stayfree mini pads in there? That'd
Be some good racing right there
'Well, we got 43 cars in the Kotex Cup this
Year there's Jeff Gordon in
The #24 Strawberry Dew
Chevy Monte Carlo right there
There's Dick Trickle in
The Syphilis Ford coming out of turn 4'
(laughs)
'How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?'
(laughs) 'Well
My daddy pulled some strings and he
Got some pretty good seats'
(laughs) Git-R-Done!
I'm gonna sing you a song here
I'm gonna sing you a
Song i just busted up with
My girlfriend tomorrow yeah
She said I cheated
On her, which is a lie said
I didn't pay attention to her
Which is a lie and I told
Her, I said, 'Cindy- er
Jennifer' You know?
No, but she- it was just her
Cooking i had to leave her
She just can't cook she went to get me
Some eggs the other day make
An omelette and I open
'em up and some pantyhose come out of 'em
You know? You know? Betty Crocker
Sends her hate mail
But she cheated on me with another man
And that was wrong i writ this
Song about her i hope
You like this song you ever
Hear that song "Amarillo
By Morning" by George Strait? Alright
This don't sound nothing near
At all to even close to that song there
Took me about four months to write this hope
You like it she cheated on me
And that was wrong
(laughs) That's all I got
So far right there, is that there
(laughs) yeah, Git-R i figured I
Had the main lyrics in, you know? Alright
Alright hope you like this song
Sing along if you know it it's called "My
Grandma's Got Worms
(That Explains Why She's Been
Dragging Her Butt
On the Carpet) " here we go
Well, alright hey did y'all
Have fun tonight? I
Hope you all had a good time did
You have fun? Hope you had fun tonight
I appreciate you coming out and remember
Everybody makes fun of a redneck until their
Car breaks down uh
That's a big thing to remember but
I appreciate y'all coming out
To see me y'all
Been real good to me here and, uh
And I want to tell you
(laughs) Can we have security? Can
We have security over here
Please? (laughs) Alright, I'll get that i'll get that
I'll do that for you
Nah, but I appreciate you all
Coming out, and, uh
Remember this: You come to a
Larry the Cable Guy
Show, it's a free country
Alright? And we're Americans and
We're having fun and that's
All we're doing, is
Telling jokes and having a good time so if
Somebody in here's offended at
Something we're doing, we ain't
Here to do that we're here to make you laugh
So if you're offended, go home and, uh
Put a bullet in your head
Alright? Seriously and end it
That's right end it end your life and I
Mean- I mean that in a good Christian way i
Don't mean that in a bad way at all
Ride with 'em in NASCAR that'd be something
(laughs) I can hear 'em in there now
Bitching (laughs)
'You don't know where the
Hell you're going, do ya? We have been
Going in circles for two hours
Out here! Now pull over, i gotta pee'
They want to take Winston out of
NASCAR who's gonna sponsor NASCAR if
They get rid of the Winston?
What are they gonna get
The Stayfree mini pads in there? That'd
Be some good racing right there
'Well, we got 43 cars in the Kotex Cup this
Year there's Jeff Gordon in
The #24 Strawberry Dew
Chevy Monte Carlo right there
There's Dick Trickle in
The Syphilis Ford coming out of turn 4'
(laughs)
'How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?'
(laughs) 'Well
My daddy pulled some strings and he
Got some pretty good seats'
(laughs) Git-R-Done!
I'm gonna sing you a song here
I'm gonna sing you a
Song i just busted up with
My girlfriend tomorrow yeah
She said I cheated
On her, which is a lie said
I didn't pay attention to her
Which is a lie and I told
Her, I said, 'Cindy- er
Jennifer' You know?
No, but she- it was just her
Cooking i had to leave her
She just can't cook she went to get me
Some eggs the other day make
An omelette and I open
'em up and some pantyhose come out of 'em
You know? You know? Betty Crocker
Sends her hate mail
But she cheated on me with another man
And that was wrong i writ this
Song about her i hope
You like this song you ever
Hear that song "Amarillo
By Morning" by George Strait? Alright
This don't sound nothing near
At all to even close to that song there
Took me about four months to write this hope
You like it she cheated on me
And that was wrong
(laughs) That's all I got
So far right there, is that there
(laughs) yeah, Git-R i figured I
Had the main lyrics in, you know? Alright
Alright hope you like this song
Sing along if you know it it's called "My
Grandma's Got Worms
(That Explains Why She's Been
Dragging Her Butt
On the Carpet) " here we go
Well, alright hey did y'all
Have fun tonight? I
Hope you all had a good time did
You have fun? Hope you had fun tonight
I appreciate you coming out and remember
Everybody makes fun of a redneck until their
Car breaks down uh
That's a big thing to remember but
I appreciate y'all coming out
To see me y'all
Been real good to me here and, uh
And I want to tell you
(laughs) Can we have security? Can
We have security over here
Please? (laughs) Alright, I'll get that i'll get that
I'll do that for you
Nah, but I appreciate you all
Coming out, and, uh
Remember this: You come to a
Larry the Cable Guy
Show, it's a free country
Alright? And we're Americans and
We're having fun and that's
All we're doing, is
Telling jokes and having a good time so if
Somebody in here's offended at
Something we're doing, we ain't
Here to do that we're here to make you laugh
So if you're offended, go home and, uh
Put a bullet in your head
Alright? Seriously and end it
That's right end it end your life and I
Mean- I mean that in a good Christian way i
Don't mean that in a bad way at all