Larry the Cable Guy - Hank Williams Jr. High School lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Hank Williams Jr. High School lyrics]
That's right i was just going to see a buddy
Of mine a while back in, uh, Tulsa
Oklahoma i had a rental car by the way
If you ever get a rental car and you want to
Cheat on the mileage, don't use
Whiteout they figured that out, alright?
I was on my way
I was in his town you're not gonna believe
This he's got a school in his town
Called Hank Williams Jr high
School alright? yeah, and I love
Bocephus, but I'd have probab- I
Couldn't figure out, though
If it was 'Hank Williams Jr high School'
Or 'Hank Williams Jr high School
(laughs) Turns out, it didn't matter nobody
Graduated from either one of 'em, so
So I get to my buddy's house i
Got there earlier than I should've
And I went in the backyard and
His sistеr was back there she's
A big ol' fat sumbitch and
Uh shе is! She's huge! Jared from Subway
Tried to sell her his old pants
A couple of weeks ago
Alright? That's a true story! And she was
Out there in a T back
On! She's 320 pounds! And I'm looking
At her and she's got a
Tree branch over her head now what is she
Doing? About the time I go to investigate
The police show up and say
'Where's she at?'
I'm like, 'Where's who at?' They go
'The girl that's got the hammock stuck
Up her asscrack!' What the hell?
'Th- that's a hammock? I
Thought that was a T back! That would explain
The tree branch on her head
Right there!' You shouldn't
Get in a hammock if you're above 300 pounds
That's for dadgum sure
(laughs) I told you this is gonna be
The dumbest show you ever heard
Of mine a while back in, uh, Tulsa
Oklahoma i had a rental car by the way
If you ever get a rental car and you want to
Cheat on the mileage, don't use
Whiteout they figured that out, alright?
I was on my way
I was in his town you're not gonna believe
This he's got a school in his town
Called Hank Williams Jr high
School alright? yeah, and I love
Bocephus, but I'd have probab- I
Couldn't figure out, though
If it was 'Hank Williams Jr high School'
Or 'Hank Williams Jr high School
(laughs) Turns out, it didn't matter nobody
Graduated from either one of 'em, so
So I get to my buddy's house i
Got there earlier than I should've
And I went in the backyard and
His sistеr was back there she's
A big ol' fat sumbitch and
Uh shе is! She's huge! Jared from Subway
Tried to sell her his old pants
A couple of weeks ago
Alright? That's a true story! And she was
Out there in a T back
On! She's 320 pounds! And I'm looking
At her and she's got a
Tree branch over her head now what is she
Doing? About the time I go to investigate
The police show up and say
'Where's she at?'
I'm like, 'Where's who at?' They go
'The girl that's got the hammock stuck
Up her asscrack!' What the hell?
'Th- that's a hammock? I
Thought that was a T back! That would explain
The tree branch on her head
Right there!' You shouldn't
Get in a hammock if you're above 300 pounds
That's for dadgum sure
(laughs) I told you this is gonna be
The dumbest show you ever heard