Larry the Cable Guy - I Made The Bigg Times Now lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - I Made The Bigg Times Now lyrics]
Thank you! Appreciate it!
Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here
I tell you
When I come in here this evening and see
My name out front in magic marker
Boy I tell you what daggone
I made the big times now haha
Tears roll down my eyeballs
I was wetter than a bus-load
Of fat woman on the
Way to see the Ricky Martin, I tell you what
I was a ha ha
That's pretty happy right there, now
Haha ha i don't care who you
Are, that's pretty funny right there, now
That's right i apologize for my outfit
I just come from a wedding
I had to take my dad, he can't drive no more
He's a gynecologist, and, uh
He's starting to get tunnel vision
Haha, that's funny haha
I don't care who you are
That's funny right there, now
That's funny right there
That'd be a good job, gynecologist, now
I'd be early for work every day at that job
"Why you going to work it's
Three o'clock in the morning!"
"I know, I gotta get there"
I used to date a girl that had
One boob bigger than the other
Boob, and, uh, she got in a
Wet T-shirt contest, and, uh
Come home with first and third place out
There at the contest out there i tell you
I tell you, I was so proud of my sister
I tell you what
She's uhshe's a good girl, now
I tell you what i tell you what
She felt a lump on her breast the
Other day, went to the doctor
And found out her wisdom boobs
Is coming in there
Went out to take the pliers, pull them out
You know
I don't like the fake ones
Do you like the fake ones?
I don't like them
If I had a dollar for every
Fake boob I tongue-kissed last
Week, I'd have -well, I wouldn't
Have any money or nothing, i'm just saying
I don't like the fake boobs, you know?
I went out with this one girl
Had one of them beauty
Marks like Cindy Crawford
Now that's sexy right there, now
Git-R-Done, you know
I get to kissin' her, it was a tick!
Oh, man ugh i tell you, I had to burn
It out with a lighter, you know
Sheohshe's like
"You're singeing my beard!
You're singeing my beard!" you know?
I tell you what, I was madder
Than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons
I tell you what i was -that's funny
I don't care who you are
That's funny right there, now
Yeah, but I shouldn't -Lord
I apologize for talking about the
Skinhead watching the Jeffersons
And be with the starving pygmies down there
In New Guinea amen that's right
Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here
I tell you
When I come in here this evening and see
My name out front in magic marker
Boy I tell you what daggone
I made the big times now haha
Tears roll down my eyeballs
I was wetter than a bus-load
Of fat woman on the
Way to see the Ricky Martin, I tell you what
I was a ha ha
That's pretty happy right there, now
Haha ha i don't care who you
Are, that's pretty funny right there, now
That's right i apologize for my outfit
I just come from a wedding
I had to take my dad, he can't drive no more
He's a gynecologist, and, uh
He's starting to get tunnel vision
Haha, that's funny haha
I don't care who you are
That's funny right there, now
That's funny right there
That'd be a good job, gynecologist, now
I'd be early for work every day at that job
"Why you going to work it's
Three o'clock in the morning!"
"I know, I gotta get there"
I used to date a girl that had
One boob bigger than the other
Boob, and, uh, she got in a
Wet T-shirt contest, and, uh
Come home with first and third place out
There at the contest out there i tell you
I tell you, I was so proud of my sister
I tell you what
She's uhshe's a good girl, now
I tell you what i tell you what
She felt a lump on her breast the
Other day, went to the doctor
And found out her wisdom boobs
Is coming in there
Went out to take the pliers, pull them out
You know
I don't like the fake ones
Do you like the fake ones?
I don't like them
If I had a dollar for every
Fake boob I tongue-kissed last
Week, I'd have -well, I wouldn't
Have any money or nothing, i'm just saying
I don't like the fake boobs, you know?
I went out with this one girl
Had one of them beauty
Marks like Cindy Crawford
Now that's sexy right there, now
Git-R-Done, you know
I get to kissin' her, it was a tick!
Oh, man ugh i tell you, I had to burn
It out with a lighter, you know
Sheohshe's like
"You're singeing my beard!
You're singeing my beard!" you know?
I tell you what, I was madder
Than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons
I tell you what i was -that's funny
I don't care who you are
That's funny right there, now
Yeah, but I shouldn't -Lord
I apologize for talking about the
Skinhead watching the Jeffersons
And be with the starving pygmies down there
In New Guinea amen that's right