Larry the Cable Guy - Looking Good at the Flea Market lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Looking Good at the Flea Market lyrics]
You ever go to a
Drive-in movie, start drinking
Get drunk, pass out in your car
And the next morning you're
Part of flea market? Then you feel bad
You ain't got nothing to sell up
There, you know all the Mexicans
Are mad at you
You know they running around up there
(speaking Spanish)
"What did he say?"
"I don't know shut up and
Give him the money i think he said something
About refried beanie babies, i ain't sure"
That's pretty good Spanish right there
I don't care That's good Spanish
-I took Spanish once for
Four years, you know, so -pretty fluent -I do
Some Spanish where are the Mexicans at
I'm gonna speak some Spanish for you hey we
Got one over here? Bunch over here
A kissin'
Fella anybody else at all? That's funny
I don't care who you
Are, that's funny right there now
That ain't right lord I
Apologize, for talking about the
Mexican friends over here
And be with the starving pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen
I'll do some Spanish for you i'm gonna do
The Pledge of Allegiance you wanna hear it?
(speaking in Mexican accent) I
Pledge allegiance to
Flag of the United States -
(in normal voice) Git-R-Done
That's right that's right i used to date a
Midgit stripper, spunk, uh, stunk Spanish uh
Stunk Spanish? I meant, uh, s -st -stu
Uh -spoke -spoke Spanish! That's
What I'm trying to say! I'm in a lot
Of this for the first time myself
Up here, all right? So
Cut me a little credit on that she
Was a midgit stripper i met
Her at a party one night, uh, she
Popped out of a cupcake and, uh -she was
A good girl she had a wooden leg
Yeah, and I went dancing with her, and I
Spun her the wrong direction, and she got
Taller! That's funny i tell you, i was more
Frustrated than a legless Ethiopian
Watching a doughnut roll
Down a hill, I tell you what, i was -
My girlfriend's mad at me, she
Wanted to see that movie, "Scent of A
Woman", and I couldn't find it, so
I bring her the movie, "A Fish Called
Wanda" that's funny i don't care who
You are, that's funny right there, now
But I shouldn't -Lord I apologize, for
Talking about the fish called Wanda
And be with the starving pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen
But I was at the flea market the other
Day, I was with this girl up there
Looking good we was walking around up
There with the shorty-shorts on
The hind-end, coming out of them
You know, half-shirt, ball cap
Man I was looking
Good up there at the flea market
I tell you what i'm good-looking
Now but we was up there -there was somebody
Up there selling Yoko Ono CDs at
The flea market now what kind of waterhead
Is buying a daggone Yoko Ono CD?
"Hey, you wanna come over and listen
To my Yoko Ono record?"
"You know, I'd love to
But I'm gonna put my wiener in a meat
Grinder here in about an
Hour-and-a half there"
I'd be right over there, now that's right
Drive-in movie, start drinking
Get drunk, pass out in your car
And the next morning you're
Part of flea market? Then you feel bad
You ain't got nothing to sell up
There, you know all the Mexicans
Are mad at you
You know they running around up there
(speaking Spanish)
"What did he say?"
"I don't know shut up and
Give him the money i think he said something
About refried beanie babies, i ain't sure"
That's pretty good Spanish right there
I don't care That's good Spanish
-I took Spanish once for
Four years, you know, so -pretty fluent -I do
Some Spanish where are the Mexicans at
I'm gonna speak some Spanish for you hey we
Got one over here? Bunch over here
A kissin'
Fella anybody else at all? That's funny
I don't care who you
Are, that's funny right there now
That ain't right lord I
Apologize, for talking about the
Mexican friends over here
And be with the starving pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen
I'll do some Spanish for you i'm gonna do
The Pledge of Allegiance you wanna hear it?
(speaking in Mexican accent) I
Pledge allegiance to
Flag of the United States -
(in normal voice) Git-R-Done
That's right that's right i used to date a
Midgit stripper, spunk, uh, stunk Spanish uh
Stunk Spanish? I meant, uh, s -st -stu
Uh -spoke -spoke Spanish! That's
What I'm trying to say! I'm in a lot
Of this for the first time myself
Up here, all right? So
Cut me a little credit on that she
Was a midgit stripper i met
Her at a party one night, uh, she
Popped out of a cupcake and, uh -she was
A good girl she had a wooden leg
Yeah, and I went dancing with her, and I
Spun her the wrong direction, and she got
Taller! That's funny i tell you, i was more
Frustrated than a legless Ethiopian
Watching a doughnut roll
Down a hill, I tell you what, i was -
My girlfriend's mad at me, she
Wanted to see that movie, "Scent of A
Woman", and I couldn't find it, so
I bring her the movie, "A Fish Called
Wanda" that's funny i don't care who
You are, that's funny right there, now
But I shouldn't -Lord I apologize, for
Talking about the fish called Wanda
And be with the starving pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen
But I was at the flea market the other
Day, I was with this girl up there
Looking good we was walking around up
There with the shorty-shorts on
The hind-end, coming out of them
You know, half-shirt, ball cap
Man I was looking
Good up there at the flea market
I tell you what i'm good-looking
Now but we was up there -there was somebody
Up there selling Yoko Ono CDs at
The flea market now what kind of waterhead
Is buying a daggone Yoko Ono CD?
"Hey, you wanna come over and listen
To my Yoko Ono record?"
"You know, I'd love to
But I'm gonna put my wiener in a meat
Grinder here in about an
Hour-and-a half there"
I'd be right over there, now that's right