Larry the Cable Guy - Martians Got a Thing for Redneck Fellers lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Martians Got a Thing for Redneck Fellers lyrics]
Anybody got a computer? That's a
Waste of money i might as well've bought an
Eighteen hundred dollar
Deck of cards all I do is play solitaire
On that thing then
My buddy, he goes, 'yeah
You can get dirty pictures on the Internet'
Pfft takes me an hour
To get a dirty picture on there it's so
Slow i could've went to the bookstore and
Come back with a whole bunch
Of dirty books with a whole bunch
Of dirty pictures there I sit
Like a jackass, you know 2:
30 in the morning, naked on a folding
Chair you know? Dang trying to get
Orientalwhorecom on the Internеt man
It's embarrassing they finally throwed mе
Out of the Kinko's
About four o'clock in the morning down there
(laughs) They had it with
Me! Git-R-Done! (laughs) Git-R-Done!
I've been sponsoring one of them
Starving folks down there
That's a crock of garbage it's a ripoff
Man!
I've been doing that for two years i get
A letter in the mail the other day
Alright? The kid that I got
Busted up a bunch of
Stuff and I gotta pay for the damages
You believe that? Seven million pygmies
I got the gang member ridiculous
I'd have flyed down
There and stick my foot up
Ol' Booba Boobla's ass, is what
I ought to do! Now I gotta fly down there
Parent-teacher conferences
(laughs) What in the world am I
Gonna say down there? (laughs) 'How
Y'all doing?' 'Blu-blu-blu-blu-blub!'
(laughs) 'Get out of here
Before we get trampled
By wildebeest!' It's embarrassing
People come over to the house, 'Hey
Who's
That portrait up there?' 'Oh, that's
Me and my wife there
And there's my kids and that's Boobla
Boobla right there he's
About half-worthless'
They can't get along in the military no more
That's irritating, everybody fighting if
I was president, i'd tell you what
I'd do everybody needs to train
Separate you know what
I'm saying? You know what I mean? I mean
God love- I love all folks i don't care
If you if a female in there
I don't care if you're
Gay in there, queer in there
I don't care if
You're a feller in there, it's no big deal
But get along! Here's what they ought
To do: they ought to
Train separate and fight together you
Know what I mean?
War break out you send the fellers in
There, kick some tail every 28 days
Send in a platoon of
Pissed off women in there to
Kick ass know what
I'm saying? Then when it's all over with
Send in the gay fellers
To clean everything up
And put curtains everywhere that's how it is
Right there! That's right git-R-Done!
That's right! That's
That's a military working
Together right there!
I just get irritated at that stuff
All this health food stuff let me tell you
Something my daddy drank
Smoked cigars, cigarettes and ate gravy
On everything but boobs
Alright? And he lived a happy 47 years
So don't give me all this
Health food stuff my
Brother was a vegetarian and
That killed him he
Got hit by a carrot truck last Thursday out
On the street back there
Git-R-Done that's right
But I get irritated people suing cigarette
Companies 'cause they getting sick well
Dadgum! I'm gonna sue Hustler Magazine for
Giving my wrists carpal tunnel
How's that sound?
(laughs) Git-R-Done! Same thing right there!
I was watching the Wheel
Of Fortune that's something
Else you know what they ought to do?
They ought to have the Wheel of Fortune- I
Wonder if they got that in China
That'd be a long game of Wheel
Of Fortune over there china
They got 900 letters
In the alphabet over there poor fella sitting
Up there, sweating, hollering
Out letters 'Uh
Y'all got an upside down house with
A goat in it?' Man
They always talk about the
Martians 'We wanna
Communicate with the Martians!
They smarter than
We is! We need to know what's going
On!' And all's they ever do
Is pick somebody up and butt-diddle them and
Drop 'em back off somewhere you know
What I mean? 'You went with the
Martians? What happened?' 'Well
Let's see, i went on the
Thing there and they ripped my pants off
Me, stuck something up my butt, and dropped
Me off at the 7-11 over there' Sounds
Like a bunch of little green perverts
If you ask me! And if I was a Martian
I'd be smarter than them!
I'd be, dadgum, probing one of the Dallas
Cowboy cheerleaders or something! You know
Not DeWayne from the Ozarks! You know? Them
Martians got a thing for redneck fellers
Waste of money i might as well've bought an
Eighteen hundred dollar
Deck of cards all I do is play solitaire
On that thing then
My buddy, he goes, 'yeah
You can get dirty pictures on the Internet'
Pfft takes me an hour
To get a dirty picture on there it's so
Slow i could've went to the bookstore and
Come back with a whole bunch
Of dirty books with a whole bunch
Of dirty pictures there I sit
Like a jackass, you know 2:
30 in the morning, naked on a folding
Chair you know? Dang trying to get
Orientalwhorecom on the Internеt man
It's embarrassing they finally throwed mе
Out of the Kinko's
About four o'clock in the morning down there
(laughs) They had it with
Me! Git-R-Done! (laughs) Git-R-Done!
I've been sponsoring one of them
Starving folks down there
That's a crock of garbage it's a ripoff
Man!
I've been doing that for two years i get
A letter in the mail the other day
Alright? The kid that I got
Busted up a bunch of
Stuff and I gotta pay for the damages
You believe that? Seven million pygmies
I got the gang member ridiculous
I'd have flyed down
There and stick my foot up
Ol' Booba Boobla's ass, is what
I ought to do! Now I gotta fly down there
Parent-teacher conferences
(laughs) What in the world am I
Gonna say down there? (laughs) 'How
Y'all doing?' 'Blu-blu-blu-blu-blub!'
(laughs) 'Get out of here
Before we get trampled
By wildebeest!' It's embarrassing
People come over to the house, 'Hey
Who's
That portrait up there?' 'Oh, that's
Me and my wife there
And there's my kids and that's Boobla
Boobla right there he's
About half-worthless'
They can't get along in the military no more
That's irritating, everybody fighting if
I was president, i'd tell you what
I'd do everybody needs to train
Separate you know what
I'm saying? You know what I mean? I mean
God love- I love all folks i don't care
If you if a female in there
I don't care if you're
Gay in there, queer in there
I don't care if
You're a feller in there, it's no big deal
But get along! Here's what they ought
To do: they ought to
Train separate and fight together you
Know what I mean?
War break out you send the fellers in
There, kick some tail every 28 days
Send in a platoon of
Pissed off women in there to
Kick ass know what
I'm saying? Then when it's all over with
Send in the gay fellers
To clean everything up
And put curtains everywhere that's how it is
Right there! That's right git-R-Done!
That's right! That's
That's a military working
Together right there!
I just get irritated at that stuff
All this health food stuff let me tell you
Something my daddy drank
Smoked cigars, cigarettes and ate gravy
On everything but boobs
Alright? And he lived a happy 47 years
So don't give me all this
Health food stuff my
Brother was a vegetarian and
That killed him he
Got hit by a carrot truck last Thursday out
On the street back there
Git-R-Done that's right
But I get irritated people suing cigarette
Companies 'cause they getting sick well
Dadgum! I'm gonna sue Hustler Magazine for
Giving my wrists carpal tunnel
How's that sound?
(laughs) Git-R-Done! Same thing right there!
I was watching the Wheel
Of Fortune that's something
Else you know what they ought to do?
They ought to have the Wheel of Fortune- I
Wonder if they got that in China
That'd be a long game of Wheel
Of Fortune over there china
They got 900 letters
In the alphabet over there poor fella sitting
Up there, sweating, hollering
Out letters 'Uh
Y'all got an upside down house with
A goat in it?' Man
They always talk about the
Martians 'We wanna
Communicate with the Martians!
They smarter than
We is! We need to know what's going
On!' And all's they ever do
Is pick somebody up and butt-diddle them and
Drop 'em back off somewhere you know
What I mean? 'You went with the
Martians? What happened?' 'Well
Let's see, i went on the
Thing there and they ripped my pants off
Me, stuck something up my butt, and dropped
Me off at the 7-11 over there' Sounds
Like a bunch of little green perverts
If you ask me! And if I was a Martian
I'd be smarter than them!
I'd be, dadgum, probing one of the Dallas
Cowboy cheerleaders or something! You know
Not DeWayne from the Ozarks! You know? Them
Martians got a thing for redneck fellers