Larry the Cable Guy - Midgets and Gay Bars lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Midgets and Gay Bars lyrics]
Thanks for having me i tell you what
I picked up a midget prostitute and
Uh last night and gave her eight
Dollars to go up on me
(laughs) That's funny! I don't
Care who ya are
That's funny right there now! This is gonna
Be the dumbest show you ever seen
In your whole life up here i
Guaran dadgum-tee you that right there
Me and my buddy was drinking the other
Day he said- we had no
Place to go we was drinking in
The house he said, 'Well, let's go
To that bar over there' I said
'That's a gay bar! I ain't going
In there!' He says, 'Why? Thеy get
$3 pitchers' I'm like, 'Yеah
And they got $4 catchers!'
(laughs) I ain't going in there! Good Lord
A fanny pack's a verb in there
For God's sake! I ain't going in there!
I picked up a midget prostitute and
Uh last night and gave her eight
Dollars to go up on me
(laughs) That's funny! I don't
Care who ya are
That's funny right there now! This is gonna
Be the dumbest show you ever seen
In your whole life up here i
Guaran dadgum-tee you that right there
Me and my buddy was drinking the other
Day he said- we had no
Place to go we was drinking in
The house he said, 'Well, let's go
To that bar over there' I said
'That's a gay bar! I ain't going
In there!' He says, 'Why? Thеy get
$3 pitchers' I'm like, 'Yеah
And they got $4 catchers!'
(laughs) I ain't going in there! Good Lord
A fanny pack's a verb in there
For God's sake! I ain't going in there!