Larry the Cable Guy - News Items lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - News Items lyrics]
I was watching the news the other
Day i like watching the
News how about that girl that
Had sex with her
Students? You see that good-looking teacher
Had sex- What in the
World? I'm gonna go back and
Enroll in fourth grade
That's what I'm gonna do! That's
A 'Stay in School'
Incentive right there! They ought
To change that from
'No Child Left Behind' to
'No Child's Behind Left
Alone'! That's what they ought to do there!
And the kids are telling everybody 'Hey, she
Had-' Shut up, you dumbass! Good Lord, you
Get to be my age, sitting around, watching
The Playboy channel all by yoursеlf
You'll be wishing you back in that
Classroom! That happened
To a buddy of minе's kid, had sex
With his teacher bad part there was he
Was home-schooled so that wasn't- I know
I'm with ya i totally agree
With you! It's ridiculous
Rosie O'Donnell come out of
The closet last year
Like that was a shock it was a
Shock she'd come out of
Any closet good Lord!
She come out of the three-car garage
Is where she come out of
I think rednecks are the smartest people in
The world, and I tell you
I know that to be true i'm telling you think
About it: NASA shoots rockets into
Space everyone of 'em, pretty dadgum
Smart and they all rednecks i
Can guarantee you people
'How do you know that?' 'cause they got
Two cars on Mars and one
Of 'em's already up on blocks alright?
That proves it right there
Day i like watching the
News how about that girl that
Had sex with her
Students? You see that good-looking teacher
Had sex- What in the
World? I'm gonna go back and
Enroll in fourth grade
That's what I'm gonna do! That's
A 'Stay in School'
Incentive right there! They ought
To change that from
'No Child Left Behind' to
'No Child's Behind Left
Alone'! That's what they ought to do there!
And the kids are telling everybody 'Hey, she
Had-' Shut up, you dumbass! Good Lord, you
Get to be my age, sitting around, watching
The Playboy channel all by yoursеlf
You'll be wishing you back in that
Classroom! That happened
To a buddy of minе's kid, had sex
With his teacher bad part there was he
Was home-schooled so that wasn't- I know
I'm with ya i totally agree
With you! It's ridiculous
Rosie O'Donnell come out of
The closet last year
Like that was a shock it was a
Shock she'd come out of
Any closet good Lord!
She come out of the three-car garage
Is where she come out of
I think rednecks are the smartest people in
The world, and I tell you
I know that to be true i'm telling you think
About it: NASA shoots rockets into
Space everyone of 'em, pretty dadgum
Smart and they all rednecks i
Can guarantee you people
'How do you know that?' 'cause they got
Two cars on Mars and one
Of 'em's already up on blocks alright?
That proves it right there