Larry the Cable Guy - Redneck Santa Claus lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Redneck Santa Claus lyrics]
Until their car
Breaks down then everybody likes a redneck
I like Redneck Santy Claus
Redneck Santy Claus has his
Sleigh up on lifts
Drinks Old Milwaukee, likes grit's and tit's
Redneck Santy Claus don't take no crap
He likes rock 'n roll, none of that rap
Redneck Santy Claus plays really good darts
And when he's got gas
Always claims his farts
Redneck Santy Claus likes girls
In tight jeans big ol' Bert and Ernies
You know what I mean
Redneck Santy Claus likes hunting wild hogs
And sticking firecrackers in a
Bunch of bullfrogs
Redneck Santy Claus flies
The Confederate flag
And if you don't like it
Then you're a commie fag
God bless Redneck Santy Claus
Fart Excuse me