Larry the Cable Guy - Santy Claus, Santy Claus lyrics

[Larry the Cable Guy - Santy Claus, Santy Claus lyrics]

Good Lord, my dad's a gynecologist and he
Can't drive no more
He got tunnel vision laughs That's
Funny! That ain't very Christmasy
But that's funny

Santy Claus, Santy Claus, up in the air
Delivering all kinds of goodies
To kids everywhere

Santy Claus, Santy Claus, landing on my house
Sliding down the chimney, quiet as a mouse

Santy Claus, Santy Claus, sleigh up on lifts
Rudolph's wearing the rebel flag and
His hat says 'Grit's-N Tit's'
Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Sliding down the chimney without fear
Don't do that in San Francisco butt-first
Santy Claus there's too many queers



Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Stirring under the tree
Is he leaving a toolbox or
Is he taking a pee?

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
You fatter than I thought
You need to stay away from
Them cookies I bought

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Lighting farts in the kitchen
Throwing out big flames, man, it was bitching

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Going back to the sled
He just strangled Tickle Me Elmo under the
Tree and left him for dead

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Leaving with them deers
Careful, Rudolph old Santy Claus has
Had too many beers

Santy Claus, Santy Claus, I seen him go by
Down to the bad, shady part of town hell
He's just a regular guy

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
He's waving at cars
He's done for the night son of a
Bitch is headed for titty bars

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Take off that red suit
And put on this hat and them
Wrangler jeans and Gila Lizard boots
Santy Claus, Santy Claus, lets stop at K mart
Get some cologne damn
You smell like deer farts

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
Let's party all night
Then let's go to Denny's shoot
We'll do it up right

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
I ate a Grand Slam without any trouble
Then this morning I was sick, pooped a

Santy Claus, Santy Claus
I heard you say as you left the room
'Merry Christmas, fartknockers
' and I hope ya'll have many more

Santy Claus, Santy Claus

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