Larry the Cable Guy - Santy for a Day lyrics

[Larry the Cable Guy - Santy for a Day lyrics]

When I was a kid
They wanted us to write down
What it'd be like to
Be Santy Claus for a day and I was
Just a toddler when
I writ this four years old
And I still got the paper here
It says ’Santa for a Day'
By Larry the Cable Guy, 4th grade

I was in a red suit on a wagon full of hay
I wasn't getting laid
I was Santa for the day
We paraded down the street
I was tossing candy away
And rubbers and dirty books
I was Santa for a day
I was drinking Miller Lite
Belching ABC’s and threw up a J
But nobody cared
'cause I was Santa for the day


After the parade, i went down to strip bars
With DeWayne and Ray
And the girls sat on my lap 'cause
I was Santa for the day
A cop pulled me over for driving backwards on
A highway singing 'Jingle All the Way'
But I didn't get no ticket 'cause
I was Santa for a day
I threw rocks at illegal immigrants
And picked on gays
But they didn't mind ’cause I
Was Santy for a day
Boy, that’s good this is good right here

I was wrong for what I did
To the Lord I'll have to pray
But the Lord’ll forgive me 'cause
I'm Santa for the day
I give a girl a titty-twister
I think her name was Shay
But she thought I was cool anyway 'cause
I was Santa for a day

Boy, if that don’t bring a tear to your eye
You need to get the hell
Out the country git-R-Done (fart) Sorry

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