Larry the Cable Guy - Shavin’, Waxin’, Primpin’ and Shootin’ Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don’t Care Who Ya Are!) lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Shavin’, Waxin’, Primpin’ and Shootin’ Quail! This Is Funny, I Don’t Care Who Ya Are! lyrics]
I was at the Victoria's Secret one time
And and, uh that's right oh
I met this little midget at the Victoria's
Little Secret and got her
Some edible underbritches boy, i went
Through them like popcorn shrimp
I tell you what
Boy goo ood just like they used to make 'em
But the women got it real
Bad your britches are getting
Smaller and smaller and you
Need to be groomed
Up now if you're gonna wear
Your britches and that's
Sexy, women waxing the private
Areas, that- Boy
People doing that everywhere now and making
A lot of- That's what I'm gonna do when I
Stop doing this dadgum, I'm
Gonna wax the women, that's what I'm
Gonna do hey I ain't kidding
You! You think I Next
Time you in Florida, down by
Sanford, come off I40
There gonna be a big sign:
'Bushwhackers' right down there in
Sanford down there i'm telling
You the damn truth!
But it is sexy
I tell you what it's better than it was
Back in the 70s and 80s a
Girl come at you naked
Look like a dadgum ZZ Top concert
Headed at you or something i
Had a girl take her britches off one time a
Bunch of quail flew out
Of her dadgum undershorts
I ain't making that up! That's
A true story! I
Didn't need a rubber, I needed a permit
That's what I needed on that
Girl! It was ridiculous! I
Could've got lucky and my limit
All in one weekend
But women want fellers to do that my
Girlfriend wanted me to do that
And I draw the line right there
'Shave your privates!' 'Uh uh!
(laughs) I'll leave you! (laughs) ' So I'm
In there shaving my private parts
In there yeah, that was real sexy
Come out of the bathroom, little
Red bumps and toilet paper squares all
Over my testicles good Lord standing
There naked, it looked like a grub
Worm with a turtleneck on
That's what I looked like (laughs)
If I was a girl, I'd never shave
I'll tell you that much! I'd
Be at the beach, look like I
Was smuggling Chewbacca in my undershorts
That's what I'd look like i
Ain't doing that garbage damn
And and, uh that's right oh
I met this little midget at the Victoria's
Little Secret and got her
Some edible underbritches boy, i went
Through them like popcorn shrimp
I tell you what
Boy goo ood just like they used to make 'em
But the women got it real
Bad your britches are getting
Smaller and smaller and you
Need to be groomed
Up now if you're gonna wear
Your britches and that's
Sexy, women waxing the private
Areas, that- Boy
People doing that everywhere now and making
A lot of- That's what I'm gonna do when I
Stop doing this dadgum, I'm
Gonna wax the women, that's what I'm
Gonna do hey I ain't kidding
You! You think I Next
Time you in Florida, down by
Sanford, come off I40
There gonna be a big sign:
'Bushwhackers' right down there in
Sanford down there i'm telling
You the damn truth!
But it is sexy
I tell you what it's better than it was
Back in the 70s and 80s a
Girl come at you naked
Look like a dadgum ZZ Top concert
Headed at you or something i
Had a girl take her britches off one time a
Bunch of quail flew out
Of her dadgum undershorts
I ain't making that up! That's
A true story! I
Didn't need a rubber, I needed a permit
That's what I needed on that
Girl! It was ridiculous! I
Could've got lucky and my limit
All in one weekend
But women want fellers to do that my
Girlfriend wanted me to do that
And I draw the line right there
'Shave your privates!' 'Uh uh!
(laughs) I'll leave you! (laughs) ' So I'm
In there shaving my private parts
In there yeah, that was real sexy
Come out of the bathroom, little
Red bumps and toilet paper squares all
Over my testicles good Lord standing
There naked, it looked like a grub
Worm with a turtleneck on
That's what I looked like (laughs)
If I was a girl, I'd never shave
I'll tell you that much! I'd
Be at the beach, look like I
Was smuggling Chewbacca in my undershorts
That's what I'd look like i
Ain't doing that garbage damn