Larry the Cable Guy - Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I’m Hammered at 4 A.M.) lyrics
[Larry the Cable Guy - Song for a Friend And Other Things I Think About When I’m Hammered at 4 A.M. lyrics]
Yeah, prove it i'm gonna do, uh
I want you to know- Uh
Something happened to my buddy the other
Day i wanna do this song if you don't
Mind i got a couple things
Here let me do this
I'm gonna do this song for you here
(strums guitar
Clumsily plays the intro to "Sweet
Home Alabama") There's always somebody
Who wants to hear that Skynyrd and stuff, so
Uh (laughs) Mama
Did you like that? Alright i wanna
Sing you a song this
Song's called "Looking for a Perfect
Ten in a Motel 6"
Do you think Michael Jackson ought
To change his name
From King of Pop to King of Pop-a Woody?
(laughs)
I saw this girl the other day
Had a pushup bra on she got
Mad at me she goes, 'What do
You think of that?' I go
'I think it needs to do some more pushups!'
(laughs)
Is it just me or are, uh
Gas stations starting to turn into
Mini malls for the less
Fortunate? You know what I
Mean? You ever been into a dadgum mini mall
Filling station? 'yeah
I could really go for a
Shirt with a picture of
A coyote on it that's what I want give me
One of them finger clipper slash
Combs with a picture of
Jesus on it that's what I want right there
I'm gonna sing you this song right here
This happened to a buddy of mine
And I hope it never happens
To any other feller in here and
Uh it's a real
Good song and, uh, it didn't happen to me
So it's funnier than hell uh so
I'm gonna do it here
I'm in a bathroom the other day and, uh
And I had to go to the bathroom
And this black feller come running in
And he's he's just sweating
He's like, 'Oh
I gotta get in there!' And
He whip it out and
He said, 'Ah, I just made it!'
And I was like, 'Oh, damn
Make me one of them!
(laughs) Good Lord! That's
Unbelievable right there
But this is a song here that I wanna sing
To you i hope you like this song
You know, I'm for the death penalty and
And I always get irritated well
And I'll tell you why 'cause
It but it was one
Of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one
Time, 'Do you really? Are
You really for that?
Would you wanna be the one that pulls
The lever knowing that you're
Sending someone to their
Death?' And I was like, uh, 'yeah
What's it pay?'
Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine
I hope it never happens to you
Especially fellers when you're drinking
We was watching that
Uh i I just got one more
Story here uh, we was
Watching that Trading Spaces
So we thought we'd remodel my
Mama's trailer and we
Put $1500 in that thing and, by God
We sold that thing for $1650
I wanna do this song here hope
This never happens to you:
Should've seen the rack on the
Girl I did last night
Long hair and blue jeans, Lord
She looked just right
I put my hand down between her legs
And I got a big surprise
Should've seen the rack on the
Dude I did last night
(laughs) I hope that don't happen to you
By golly!
I want you to know- Uh
Something happened to my buddy the other
Day i wanna do this song if you don't
Mind i got a couple things
Here let me do this
I'm gonna do this song for you here
(strums guitar
Clumsily plays the intro to "Sweet
Home Alabama") There's always somebody
Who wants to hear that Skynyrd and stuff, so
Uh (laughs) Mama
Did you like that? Alright i wanna
Sing you a song this
Song's called "Looking for a Perfect
Ten in a Motel 6"
Do you think Michael Jackson ought
To change his name
From King of Pop to King of Pop-a Woody?
(laughs)
I saw this girl the other day
Had a pushup bra on she got
Mad at me she goes, 'What do
You think of that?' I go
'I think it needs to do some more pushups!'
(laughs)
Is it just me or are, uh
Gas stations starting to turn into
Mini malls for the less
Fortunate? You know what I
Mean? You ever been into a dadgum mini mall
Filling station? 'yeah
I could really go for a
Shirt with a picture of
A coyote on it that's what I want give me
One of them finger clipper slash
Combs with a picture of
Jesus on it that's what I want right there
I'm gonna sing you this song right here
This happened to a buddy of mine
And I hope it never happens
To any other feller in here and
Uh it's a real
Good song and, uh, it didn't happen to me
So it's funnier than hell uh so
I'm gonna do it here
I'm in a bathroom the other day and, uh
And I had to go to the bathroom
And this black feller come running in
And he's he's just sweating
He's like, 'Oh
I gotta get in there!' And
He whip it out and
He said, 'Ah, I just made it!'
And I was like, 'Oh, damn
Make me one of them!
(laughs) Good Lord! That's
Unbelievable right there
But this is a song here that I wanna sing
To you i hope you like this song
You know, I'm for the death penalty and
And I always get irritated well
And I'll tell you why 'cause
It but it was one
Of them jackass Hollywood libs said to me one
Time, 'Do you really? Are
You really for that?
Would you wanna be the one that pulls
The lever knowing that you're
Sending someone to their
Death?' And I was like, uh, 'yeah
What's it pay?'
Alright, this happened to a buddy of mine
I hope it never happens to you
Especially fellers when you're drinking
We was watching that
Uh i I just got one more
Story here uh, we was
Watching that Trading Spaces
So we thought we'd remodel my
Mama's trailer and we
Put $1500 in that thing and, by God
We sold that thing for $1650
I wanna do this song here hope
This never happens to you:
Should've seen the rack on the
Girl I did last night
Long hair and blue jeans, Lord
She looked just right
I put my hand down between her legs
And I got a big surprise
Should've seen the rack on the
Dude I did last night
(laughs) I hope that don't happen to you
By golly!